baroqueangel | Entries tagged with crack

Title: Cracked pairings (Round 2)
Pairing/Characters: Roy Mustang, Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Jean Havoc, Kain Fuery, Maes Hughes, Renji Abarai, Byakuya Kuchiki, Kenpachi Zaraki, Ichigo Kurosaki, Jin, Mugen, Soubi Agatsuma, Sebastian Michaelis, Kyoya Ohtori, and Johnny Rayflo.
Rating: Umm, I suppose NC-17, maybe >_>
Warning: Abuse of italics, insanity, crack, crossover, more insanity, mentions of toys, bondage…
Words: 4625 (give or take a few)
Summary: The contest continues…
A.N: Sorry. I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean for this to take me so long to get to but hey ho, I’m here now, continuing the insanity that you all know me for. If there are any glaring mistakes that I've missed, feel free to let me know. (I may add in a proper commercial break at a later date but that depends on if I can find a suitable ad to use) Otherwise, where were we?

Find the first round here! (you might need to refresh your memories)

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( Crack, crack, and more crack! )

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I've been meaning to finish this one for ages >:D

Title: The Alchemist’s Orgy
Pairing/Characters: Random Amestrians, Roy, Ed, Havoc, Hughes
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Complete insanity
Words: 277
Summary: A whole new way to look at the idea of a picnic.
A.N: I hear things, I get ideas. It’s never good :P You might want to listen to the song as you read and sing along. I can never sing the last few verses right though, must work on that >.> I haven’t included the real words as they’re on the site I’ve linked to, if you really want to compare them that is.

( The Alchemist's Orgy )

Current Mood: crazy

Current Mood: crazy

Title: Cracked pairings (Round 1)
Pairing/Characters: Roy Mustang, Ed Elric, Al Elric, Jean Havoc, Kain Fuery, Maes Hughes, Renji Abarai, Byakuya Kuchiki, Kenpachi Zaraki, Ichigo Kurosaki, Jin, Mugen, Soubi Agatsuma, Sebastian Michaelis, Kyoya Ohtori, and Johnny Rayflo.
Rating: Umm, I suppose NC-17, maybe >.>
Warning: Abuse of italics, insanity, crack, crossover, more insanity, mentions of toys, bondage…
Words: 3018
Summary: The contest starts now!
A.N: I have no excuse for this. It started out as a contest to see who would win in certain match ups. This is what happens when my brain gets such ideas. Rounds two and three may need to be the abridged versions because I’m not sure I can do this again *collapses* Add to that the fact that I have to actually write the winning match up and I may just die.
I was actually having trouble forcing myself to write this, my apathy was taking over again, but it appears that when I feel like someone is disappointed with me I tend to forgo sleep and write so this is dedicated to nochick_fics. You may need to feel disappointed in me more often because I got this written rather quickly last night after that, and my hand hurt like a bitch afterwards too. <3333 Sorry for any mistakes, I just can't bring myself to reread the insanity again ^^;

Enjoy everyone :D

( Cracked, that would be me :P )

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Enjoy everyone :D

( Cracked, that would be me :P )

Current Mood: crazy

Because I'm bored and alone and avoiding the angsty Elricest (which will be written Kitten I promise) I decided to do this meme three times! Yes you read that right, three times...Sorry ^^;

( Bleach meme )

( FMA sort of normal meme )

( FMA crack meme )

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( FMA crack meme )

Current Mood: amused

Title: Cracktastic drabble for Cheryl.
Pairing/Characters: Renji/Ichigo, Havoc/Roy/Ed
Rating: NC 17
Warning: Oral, crack – yes this does deserve a warning, trust me :D Spoilers for Aizen arc after Hecho Mundo, and spoilers for the end of the FMA manga.
Timeline: AU – What timeline, seriously.
Words: 1,105
Summary: Smut followed by insanity?? It’s crossover crack, what more summary do you need?
A.N: I have no idea, I think I need sleep XD I wrote this to say thanks for the virtual gift, I’ve had a bit of a block for a while, now I think I may be getting past it :)

( Cut for crack )

Current Mood: hyper
Current Location: My padded cell
Current Music: Love's me not by T.a.T.u

Title: Cracktastic drabble for Cheryl.
Pairing/Characters: Renji/Ichigo, Havoc/Roy/Ed
Rating: NC 17
Warning: Oral, crack – yes this does deserve a warning, trust me :D
Timeline: AU – What timeline, seriously.
Words: 1,105
Summary: Smut followed by insanity?? It’s crossover crack, what more summary do you need?
A.N: I have no idea, I think I need sleep XD I wrote this to say thanks for the virtual gift, I’ve had a bit of a block for a while, now I think I may be getting past it :)

( Cut for crack )

Current Mood: hyper
Current Location: My padded cell
Current Music: Love's me not by T.a.T.u

Title: Christmas gifts
Pairing/Characters: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG 13, maybe
Warning: mentions of man sex and toys
Timeline: Any really but I’d guess AU
Words: 1,036
Summary: It’s Christmas day and Roy and Ed exchange gifts.
A.N: It wouldn’t be Christmas without me posting something that attempts to subvert all the good Christmassy things and relate them to porn ;-P Last year was Church, this year pressies. I can’t believe it’s been a year since I wrote Ed’s Christmas quickie, hasn’t this year just flown by, can’t it stop now please, I don’t really want to get older.

( Can we do it now? )

Oh and can I just add, LJ YOU SUCK!!! IT SHOULD NOT TAKE THIS LONG TO POST A DAMN FIC!!

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