Ficlet - Christmas Gifts
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baroqueangelTitle: Christmas gifts
Pairing/Characters: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG 13, maybe
Warning: mentions of man sex and toys
Timeline: Any really but I’d guess AU
Words: 1,036
Summary: It’s Christmas day and Roy and Ed exchange gifts.
A.N: It wouldn’t be Christmas without me posting something that attempts to subvert all the good Christmassy things and relate them to porn ;-P Last year was Church, this year pressies. I can’t believe it’s been a year since I wrote Ed’s Christmas quickie, hasn’t this year just flown by, can’t it stop now please, I don’t really want to get older.
The television blinked and went out as Roy turned it off with the remote, he looked down at the blond head currently in his lap and ran his hand gently over it in a vain attempt to rouse the sleeping man. Slowly the head moved and Roy smiled as Ed lifted himself, albeit grudgingly, into a sitting position on the sofa.
“What time is it?” Ed asked groggily as he turned to look at the older man, his real hand rubbing across his eyes to try and force away the sleep.
“After midnight, it’s officially Christmas day.” Ed’s face lit up in a smile and suddenly he was more alert than he had been.
“Can we do it now?”
“I did promise didn’t I” Roy moved to face Ed as the young blond leaned in for a quick kiss before shooting up off the sofa and running through the door. “Where are you going?” Roy shouted after him but there was no reply.
A few minutes later Ed came bounding back into the room carrying two small, neatly wrapped presents and one slightly larger one.
“I thought we agreed to only open one after midnight and the rest when Al, Winry and the kids arrived later.” Roy looked at Ed with a slight parental stare but Ed shook it off and carried on regardless.
“We did, but this is all part of one present.” Now Roy looked confused and concerned. Maybe more confused though, did this mean it was some assembly required? “Okay so I think you should open the bigger one first.” Ed’s smile had Roy a little nervous, it was slightly predatory.
Deciding not to worry about it he carefully pulled away the wrapping of his first gift only to reveal bright purple. He wasn’t sure what it was yet, all he could see was the purple, it seemed to override all his other senses and set his mind to thinking the worst. Surely Ed wouldn’t have gotten him a latex suit or anything, not again, the last time they’d tried the dressing up thing it had all ended in disaster when Roy had gotten stuck in the rather tight red devil all-in-one suit and they’d had to phone for some help in having it removed. He’d only just managed to live that one down, mostly.
He finished pulling off the gaudy wrapping paper and a smirk sprang unbidden to his face. He remembered this, he’d seen it in the Anne Summer’s catalogue last year and thought maybe it would be fun but then, after all that had happened that night he’d forgotten to look it up again. Trust Ed to think this way. He looked over the packaging and read the contents, one pink blow up chair, one pink detachable dildo with a length of six inches and a girth of five. He had some idea what the other two gifts were now and as he opened them, the smirk still firmly planted on his face and getting wider by the second, he was not disappointed.
Inside one was his favourite lube,‘Booty Lube’, he bought it for the name really but it worked a treat and in the other was some anal relaxer. Ed had gone all out for this present; it made him feel less guilty about what he had gotten Ed.
“Thank you Ed, you’re ever so thoughtful," he leaned forward and claimed Ed’s lips in a searing, if somewhat short, kiss. When he pulled back Ed was still hanging in mid air seemingly unaware that the kiss had ended. Slowly Ed’s tongue flicked out across his lips running over them slowly, tasting them, tasting Roy and he opened his eyes, a silly smile there for only a second before the ‘gimme’ face turned up.
“I thought that it might come in handy what with me away so much lately, plus, double the fun when we are together.” Roy loved how his mind worked sometimes, so devious and dirty. “Now, where’s mine?” Ah, down to business then. Never let it be said that Edward Elric didn’t believe in equivalent exchange. Roy quickly reached down to the floor beside the sofa and brought up a large package. It was obviously a book but given Ed’s love for them that wasn’t much of a stretch.
Ed wasted no time in ripping off the paper, throwing it over his shoulder in his attempt to get to the prize underneath. When he finally had the book free and was looking down at it he burst out into fits of laughter. Roy was confused at first but soon realised why Ed was laughing hysterically, they’d been thinking the same way. People were always saying how different they were, everyone said that apart from the love of books they were polar opposites but they were so wrong! When it came to sex they were always on the same wavelength.
“I love it!” Ed leant in and claimed Roy’s lips in another bruising kiss, this one lasting longer than the last. When he pulled back they were both breathless and panting. Roy suddenly got a really good idea.
“How about we test out your gift to me right now? We can test mine to you tomorrow after you’re done reading it.”
“Good idea.” Ed threw the book onto the sofa as he almost leapt to his feet, Roy close behind him stopping only to grab the presents Ed had only just given him. They flew up the stairs, the bedroom door slamming shut behind them as they threw themselves into thoroughly testing out Roy’s new chair.
~~~~
On the Sofa, forgotten only for the moment but soon to be read from cover to cover by both men as soon as all relatives had left, lay Roy’s gift to Ed. A wonderful book that was sure to give them hours of entertainment. In Roy’s mind, it was possibly the best book ever written by the best author ever, Lisa Sussman. The books title had stood out to Roy and he was overjoyed at his choice of ‘How to give a mind blowing BJ', it was sure to be a present that just kept on giving and giving.
Oh and can I just add, LJ YOU SUCK!!! IT SHOULD NOT TAKE THIS LONG TO POST A DAMN FIC!!
Pairing/Characters: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG 13, maybe
Warning: mentions of man sex and toys
Timeline: Any really but I’d guess AU
Words: 1,036
Summary: It’s Christmas day and Roy and Ed exchange gifts.
A.N: It wouldn’t be Christmas without me posting something that attempts to subvert all the good Christmassy things and relate them to porn ;-P Last year was Church, this year pressies. I can’t believe it’s been a year since I wrote Ed’s Christmas quickie, hasn’t this year just flown by, can’t it stop now please, I don’t really want to get older.
The television blinked and went out as Roy turned it off with the remote, he looked down at the blond head currently in his lap and ran his hand gently over it in a vain attempt to rouse the sleeping man. Slowly the head moved and Roy smiled as Ed lifted himself, albeit grudgingly, into a sitting position on the sofa.
“What time is it?” Ed asked groggily as he turned to look at the older man, his real hand rubbing across his eyes to try and force away the sleep.
“After midnight, it’s officially Christmas day.” Ed’s face lit up in a smile and suddenly he was more alert than he had been.
“Can we do it now?”
“I did promise didn’t I” Roy moved to face Ed as the young blond leaned in for a quick kiss before shooting up off the sofa and running through the door. “Where are you going?” Roy shouted after him but there was no reply.
A few minutes later Ed came bounding back into the room carrying two small, neatly wrapped presents and one slightly larger one.
“I thought we agreed to only open one after midnight and the rest when Al, Winry and the kids arrived later.” Roy looked at Ed with a slight parental stare but Ed shook it off and carried on regardless.
“We did, but this is all part of one present.” Now Roy looked confused and concerned. Maybe more confused though, did this mean it was some assembly required? “Okay so I think you should open the bigger one first.” Ed’s smile had Roy a little nervous, it was slightly predatory.
Deciding not to worry about it he carefully pulled away the wrapping of his first gift only to reveal bright purple. He wasn’t sure what it was yet, all he could see was the purple, it seemed to override all his other senses and set his mind to thinking the worst. Surely Ed wouldn’t have gotten him a latex suit or anything, not again, the last time they’d tried the dressing up thing it had all ended in disaster when Roy had gotten stuck in the rather tight red devil all-in-one suit and they’d had to phone for some help in having it removed. He’d only just managed to live that one down, mostly.
He finished pulling off the gaudy wrapping paper and a smirk sprang unbidden to his face. He remembered this, he’d seen it in the Anne Summer’s catalogue last year and thought maybe it would be fun but then, after all that had happened that night he’d forgotten to look it up again. Trust Ed to think this way. He looked over the packaging and read the contents, one pink blow up chair, one pink detachable dildo with a length of six inches and a girth of five. He had some idea what the other two gifts were now and as he opened them, the smirk still firmly planted on his face and getting wider by the second, he was not disappointed.
Inside one was his favourite lube,‘Booty Lube’, he bought it for the name really but it worked a treat and in the other was some anal relaxer. Ed had gone all out for this present; it made him feel less guilty about what he had gotten Ed.
“Thank you Ed, you’re ever so thoughtful," he leaned forward and claimed Ed’s lips in a searing, if somewhat short, kiss. When he pulled back Ed was still hanging in mid air seemingly unaware that the kiss had ended. Slowly Ed’s tongue flicked out across his lips running over them slowly, tasting them, tasting Roy and he opened his eyes, a silly smile there for only a second before the ‘gimme’ face turned up.
“I thought that it might come in handy what with me away so much lately, plus, double the fun when we are together.” Roy loved how his mind worked sometimes, so devious and dirty. “Now, where’s mine?” Ah, down to business then. Never let it be said that Edward Elric didn’t believe in equivalent exchange. Roy quickly reached down to the floor beside the sofa and brought up a large package. It was obviously a book but given Ed’s love for them that wasn’t much of a stretch.
Ed wasted no time in ripping off the paper, throwing it over his shoulder in his attempt to get to the prize underneath. When he finally had the book free and was looking down at it he burst out into fits of laughter. Roy was confused at first but soon realised why Ed was laughing hysterically, they’d been thinking the same way. People were always saying how different they were, everyone said that apart from the love of books they were polar opposites but they were so wrong! When it came to sex they were always on the same wavelength.
“I love it!” Ed leant in and claimed Roy’s lips in another bruising kiss, this one lasting longer than the last. When he pulled back they were both breathless and panting. Roy suddenly got a really good idea.
“How about we test out your gift to me right now? We can test mine to you tomorrow after you’re done reading it.”
“Good idea.” Ed threw the book onto the sofa as he almost leapt to his feet, Roy close behind him stopping only to grab the presents Ed had only just given him. They flew up the stairs, the bedroom door slamming shut behind them as they threw themselves into thoroughly testing out Roy’s new chair.
~~~~
On the Sofa, forgotten only for the moment but soon to be read from cover to cover by both men as soon as all relatives had left, lay Roy’s gift to Ed. A wonderful book that was sure to give them hours of entertainment. In Roy’s mind, it was possibly the best book ever written by the best author ever, Lisa Sussman. The books title had stood out to Roy and he was overjoyed at his choice of ‘How to give a mind blowing BJ', it was sure to be a present that just kept on giving and giving.
Oh and can I just add, LJ YOU SUCK!!! IT SHOULD NOT TAKE THIS LONG TO POST A DAMN FIC!!
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Nice!
Date: 2009-12-23 02:33 am (UTC)Re: Nice!
Date: 2009-12-23 05:07 pm (UTC)I always forget that it's a British catalogue ^^; Has some fun stuff though, great for fics ;P
I'm glad you liked it <333
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Date: 2009-12-23 07:14 am (UTC)Nice!!! :D
edit: and yes, LJ has been quite the bastard as of late.
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Date: 2009-12-23 05:08 pm (UTC)Lj needs to get fixed because it's really starting to piss me off.
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Date: 2009-12-25 10:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-25 10:36 pm (UTC)I thought the links were a nice touch ;P
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Date: 2013-12-11 08:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-18 09:39 am (UTC)Thanks! <3