OMG, it's fic!! Cracked Pairings 2

Title: Cracked pairings (Round 2)
Pairing/Characters: Roy Mustang, Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Jean Havoc, Kain Fuery, Maes Hughes, Renji Abarai, Byakuya Kuchiki, Kenpachi Zaraki, Ichigo Kurosaki, Jin, Mugen, Soubi Agatsuma, Sebastian Michaelis, Kyoya Ohtori, and Johnny Rayflo.
Rating: Umm, I suppose NC-17, maybe >_>
Warning: Abuse of italics, insanity, crack, crossover, more insanity, mentions of toys, bondage…
Words: 4625 (give or take a few)
Summary: The contest continues…
A.N: Sorry. I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean for this to take me so long to get to but hey ho, I’m here now, continuing the insanity that you all know me for. If there are any glaring mistakes that I've missed, feel free to let me know. (I may add in a proper commercial break at a later date but that depends on if I can find a suitable ad to use) Otherwise, where were we?

Find the first round here! (you might need to refresh your memories)

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( Crack, crack, and more crack! )