The Teddy Bear's Picnic

[baroqueangel]

I've been meaning to finish this one for ages >:D

Title: The Alchemist’s Orgy
Pairing/Characters: Random Amestrians, Roy, Ed, Havoc, Hughes
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Complete insanity
Words: 277
Summary: A whole new way to look at the idea of a picnic.
A.N: I hear things, I get ideas. It’s never good :P You might want to listen to the song as you read and sing along. I can never sing the last few verses right though, must work on that >.> I haven’t included the real words as they’re on the site I’ve linked to, if you really want to compare them that is.

The Alchemist’s Orgy

If you go down to Central today, You’re sure of a big surprise
If you go down to Central today, you’d better go in disguise

For every guy that ever there was, will gather there for certain, because
Today’s the day that central have their orgy.

Ev’ry Alchemist who’s been good, is sure of a treat today.
There’s lots of marvellous toys to use, and wonderful games to play.

Inside the offices where nobody sees, they’ll frot and fuck as long as they please
‘Cause that’s the way the alchemists have their orgy.

a musical interlude

If you go down to central today, you’d better not go alone
It’s lovely being one on one, but even more awesome a threesome

For ev’ry guy in central today, will gather in Roy’s office because
Today’s the day that Roy has offered to bottom.

Orgy time for alchemists, the alchemists are having a fabulous time today
Watch them, catch them unawares, and watch Hughes taking shots of the gay

See them gaily fuck about, they’ll be cuming there’s no doubt;
There’s condoms on tap for those who care;
At six o’clock their partners will change, a floor, a wall a desk or a bed,
Or the corridor for those that dare.

Ed will scream and Roy will shout, they’re having a wonderful time today
Havoc watches them, catches them unawares, and joins in the fun on their say.

See them gaily fuck about, Ed’s tied up and ready to shout;
He’s used to this so there are no cares;
At six o’clock the whips will come out, he’ll beg and plead and offer his ass
Because he’s a really dirty, little alchemist.