Stray Dog

Title: Cracked pairings (Round 1)
Pairing/Characters: Roy Mustang, Ed Elric, Al Elric, Jean Havoc, Kain Fuery, Maes Hughes, Renji Abarai, Byakuya Kuchiki, Kenpachi Zaraki, Ichigo Kurosaki, Jin, Mugen, Soubi Agatsuma, Sebastian Michaelis, Kyoya Ohtori, and Johnny Rayflo.
Rating: Umm, I suppose NC-17, maybe >.>
Warning: Abuse of italics, insanity, crack, crossover, more insanity, mentions of toys, bondage…
Words: 3018
Summary: The contest starts now!
A.N: I have no excuse for this. It started out as a contest to see who would win in certain match ups. This is what happens when my brain gets such ideas. Rounds two and three may need to be the abridged versions because I’m not sure I can do this again *collapses* Add to that the fact that I have to actually write the winning match up and I may just die.
I was actually having trouble forcing myself to write this, my apathy was taking over again, but it appears that when I feel like someone is disappointed with me I tend to forgo sleep and write so this is dedicated to nochick_fics. You may need to feel disappointed in me more often because I got this written rather quickly last night after that, and my hand hurt like a bitch afterwards too. <3333 Sorry for any mistakes, I just can't bring myself to reread the insanity again ^^;

Enjoy everyone :D

Title: Looking good
Pairing/Characters: ???? (not gonna spoil it >:D)
Rating: PG (although it may scar you for life anyway)
Warning: Just be thankful I can’t draw XD
Words: 271
Summary: He looks good, real good.
A.N: This is all nochick_fics fault, blame her :P I’m not good at off the cuff but I try. Enjoy >:D Seriously, this has just been written, you impressed :P

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Most of his colleagues saw him as emotionless, the one with a head full of knowledge who followed all the rules and if he was being honest with himself that was true. His public life was like that, he was repressed, but then he had to be when you considered what he was like behind closed doors.

As he stood in front of the mirror he wondered what his colleagues would think if they could see him now. He thought he looked rather good but then he supposed he was rather biased in his opinion.

He placed his hands on his hips and admired his latest ‘look’. A black leather collar adorned his neck, complete with metal spikes and D ring from which hung his leash. Round his waist was a belt complete with attachments including his leather whip; black eye mask; and pink vibrator.

Below that was his lace, black panties that he had scoured through Amestris to find in his size and hadn’t that been an interesting shopping trip. So many looks from taken aback store clerks but eventually he had found the perfect pair. They matched his garter belt which had been the whole point of buying them in the first place. And they weren’t the only things hard to find in his size, the fishnet stockings and thigh-high leather boots with four inch heal had been rather bothersome too.

Still, it had been worth it to look this good. Yes, Vato Falman thought he had outdone himself this time. It beat the leather cat suit with open backside he had folded up in his drawer any day.

Title: The Meal
Pairing/Characters: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG
Warning: bad cooking, unintentional sap
Words: 770
Summary: Ed contemplates his sanity
A.N: Written for NaNo, I have no idea what I was thinking >.> I didn’t know where to start when I sat down to begin NaNo so I just started typing and let it go wherever it wanted. Free writing is fun and it gets some interesting results too. Once I’d finished all it needed was some editing to make it sound at least a little readable and here is the end result. I put it down to listening to the voices too much :P