Crossover crack

[baroqueangel]

Title: Cracktastic drabble for Cheryl.
Pairing/Characters: Renji/Ichigo, Havoc/Roy/Ed
Rating: NC 17
Warning: Oral, crack – yes this does deserve a warning, trust me :D Spoilers for Aizen arc after Hecho Mundo, and spoilers for the end of the FMA manga.
Timeline: AU – What timeline, seriously.
Words: 1,105
Summary: Smut followed by insanity?? It’s crossover crack, what more summary do you need?
A.N: I have no idea, I think I need sleep XD I wrote this to say thanks for the virtual gift, I’ve had a bit of a block for a while, now I think I may be getting past it :)

  Ichigo looked up at the red-head before him. Renji’s face was flushed, his eyes glazed as he looked back at the younger male. Ichigo smiled at the look in Renji’s eyes, it never ceased to amaze him how much control he could gain over the older shinigami at times like these.

His tongue darted out just long enough to swipe briefly at the tip of Renji’s cock before retreating back to his mouth. The sudden hitch in breathing coming from above him was music to his ears, his favourite track in fact. He moved his head forward slightly, his tongue coming out to play again.

This time he didn’t move quickly, instead he moved agonizingly slowly, his hands coming up to Renji’s hips to hold him down when he felt the man begin to move trying to buck up, wanting Ichigo to swallow him completely and not just play around.

Ichigo’s tongue swept up the underside of Renji’s cock, slowly working his way up the vein before reaching the tip where he seemed to slow even more which really shouldn’t have been possible by any law of physics. He gathered all the precum, making sure not to miss a drop before rolling his tongue back into his mouth. He made a show of swallowing then licking his lips before smiling predatorily and going back to work.

His tongue swirled around the tip before he closed his mouth over it and bobbed his head down. At that point it sounded like Renji had stopped breathing altogether and Ichigo smiled around the mouthful of cock he now had. He went as low as he could, he hadn’t quite mastered his gag reflex yet but he more than made up for that in other ways.
 
As his head bobbed and his tongue mapped every contour of flesh in his mouth Renji slowly remembered how to breathe and Ichigo sped up when Renji’s breathing did. He could feel Renji’s hand move to his hair and he knew his lover was close to release and he prepared himself to swallow whatever came.

Renji’s release came fast and hard and he struggled to swallow all of the hot salty fluid as he listened to the red-head scream his name. He wasn’t sure how he managed not to choke but finally it was over and he let Renji’s softening cock fall from his mouth as he sat back on his heals and looked up into the sated face of his shinigami lover.

The man was smiling contentedly, his face flushed and sweaty. Ichigo smiled back as Renji held out his hand for him to take, he took it and Renji pulled him forward getting Ichigo to straddle his legs. Renji lifted his free hand up to cup Ichigo’s face before leaning in for a soft kiss that lasted moments but felt amazing. When he pulled back he smiled again, a soft smile full of love and warmth.

“Your turn Ichigo.”

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Edward: Is it our turn yet?

Ichigo: Do you mind? I was about to get fucked here.

Ed: You just got something, it’s our turn.

Ichigo: What do you mean ‘our’? You look alone to me.

Ed: They’re coming; I just arrived a bit premature that’s all.

Ichigo: I bet that happens a lot huh?

Ed: Was that an insult? That sounded like an insult to me.

Roy: Of course it was an insult Ed; it just went over your head that’s all.

Ed: Was that a short joke?

Ichigo: Who are you? Are you his dad or something?

Roy: *Mouth hanging open in shock*

Havoc: We’re his lovers actually.

Ichigo: His lovers? Really?

Renji: He has two?

Havoc: Ed’s too much for one person to handle. Isn’t that right Roy?

Roy: *Still silently in shock*

Havoc: Roy? You still with us there?

Ed: Hey, colonel bastard, wake up!

Roy: *Shaken from his shocked state by Ed's shout* Do I really look old enough to be his father?

Havoc: Of course not. *Sighs heavily*

Renji: Guys, do you mind. I was kind of trying to fuck my guy here.

Havoc: Yeah, sorry. Ed heard this was for Cheryl and wanted to come along, we did try to stop him.

Roy: But sometimes it’s just easier to clean up after him than stop him. *Notices Ed walking behind Renji and staring at him* Ed what in the Hell are you doing?

Ed: These tattoos seem to be everywhere. Are they everywhere?
 
Ichigo: Hey, stop eyeing up my man will you!

Ed: Chill, I was only looking at the tattoos. Mine’s a little smaller than his.

Renji: You have a tattoo? Where?

Ed: *Blushing bright red* Erm…well…it’s…somewhere. So did it hurt when you had them done?

Renji: Not really, it was like a rite of passage for me so any pain there was became a part of that rite.

Ichigo: Renji, can you please stop talking to the short person so we can get back to business.

Ed: Who are you calling so short an erect penis is bigger?

Roy: *Head in hand* He didn’t say that Edward. Now come along, we have our own celebration to have.

Havoc: Yeah Ed, there are problems that need taking care of.

Ed: Fine, but this isn’t over ginger boy.

Ichigo: Ginger boy! Is that the best you’ve got pipsqueak?

Ed: Why you…*Roy and Havoc step in and start dragging Ed out by his arms* I’ll get you yet you second rate manga character.

Ichigo: Second rate? *being held back by a rather turned on Renji* Second rate? At least my manga’s still going you has-been!

Ed: Has been? Your main antagonist is a butterfly! You sorry excuse for a shonen bishi!

Ichigo: He’s not a butterfly! He’s…complicated. And who are you calling a shonen bishi?

Ed: Complicated my arse, your mangaka got bored, either that or he was high!

Ichigo: Well your mangaka paired you with a woman! Who’s the high one now?

Ed: Don’t you ever mention that! That did not happen! It was a bloody dream!

Roy: Sorry about this, carry on. *He and Havoc drag Ed out of room leaving Ichigo and Renji alone*. Are you as horny as I am after that Jean?

Havoc: Hell yeah, let’s find a bedroom somewhere.

Roy: Or failing that, a wall would do *Voices fade away*.

Ichigo: Opinionated little shit.

Renji: Fuck you’re hot when you’re angry.

Ichigo: *Still fuming but now horny too* How hot?

Renji: You’re not gonna be walking for a month *Wrestles Ichigo to the floor and proceeds to do very naughty things to him*

Ichigo: *After Renji has found a particularly sensitive spot* Fuck Renji! Do that again.