Stray Dog

Title: Niorning
Pairing/Characters: Ed
Rating: G
Warning: Daftness, butchery of the English language
Words: 655
Summary: He needed to find just the right word (omg this summary sucks more than usual)
A.N: I’ve been making up new words and since Ed is my voice that means he’s been making up new words :P I am copyrighting this word here and now!! It is my word XD Oh, and I don't really do the beta/edit thing so what you see is fresh from the brain.

Happy birthday C <3 I told you I’d put it in a fic ;) Porn will hopefully follow in a few moments XD

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( Ed sat down in front of the computer... )

Title: I’ve been naughty
Pairing/Characters: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG - 13
Warning: my insanity ????
Words: 381
Summary: Ed plays dress up
A.N: Good evening flist, have some insanity before I go to bed :P I blame my brain for coming up with this just before falling asleep. I blame my brain in general :D nochick_fics would this be classed as a good wake-up call? ;-) Also, I swear your kink is rubbing off on me!



Roy heard Ed enter the room, how could he not? Ed never had entered a room quietly where Roy was concerned. Roy didn’t even look up just carried on reading.

“What is it Edward?”

“Do I need a reason to come see you?”

“Usually, yes.” still Roy did not look up.

“Are you going to look at me or not?” Something in Ed’s voice piqued Roy’s interest and he finally lifted his eyes from the words in front of him. What he saw made him smirk.

Ed was stood in the doorway, hands clasped behind his back trying to look innocent and coy. There was no way he was ever going to look innocent in that outfit. He was wearing a white shirt, the top two buttons open with a black tie hanging loose around the collar. The shirt was tucked sloppily in to a plaid skirt that reached a point halfway between his hips and his knees.

Roy recognised it as one of the skirts the local girl’s school wore and if the girls were wearing them that short then he was not surprised at the amount of boys that hung around the school entrance every afternoon. Ed wore no shoes but he was sporting the white socks pulled up to the knees that all the girls wore. Somehow that seem to make the look even more sexy, Roy wasn’t sure why. To top off the effect Ed had tied his hair into pigtails.

“I’ve been a naughty boy Professor Mustang but I’m ready for my punishment.”

Roy placed his book on the bedside table without taking his eyes from Ed. He watched as the young blond batted his eyes at him and fidgeted before take a few steps into the room and closer to the bed.

“I’m sure I can think of a suitable punishment for a naughty student like you.”

Ed headed for the bed. He climbed up and straddled Roy, sitting on his thighs. Roy reached out and ran his hand over the young man’s thigh, slowly pushing the skirt up so he could see what lay beneath. He couldn’t help but be surprised at what he saw.

“Ed, are you wearing girl’s panties?”

Ed just smirked in response. It was going to be a very interesting night.

Because I'm bored and alone and avoiding the angsty Elricest (which will be written Kitten I promise) I decided to do this meme three times! Yes you read that right, three times...Sorry ^^;

( Bleach meme )


( FMA sort of normal meme )

 

( FMA crack meme )