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Title: Cracked pairings (Round 2)
Pairing/Characters: Roy Mustang, Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Jean Havoc, Kain Fuery, Maes Hughes, Renji Abarai, Byakuya Kuchiki, Kenpachi Zaraki, Ichigo Kurosaki, Jin, Mugen, Soubi Agatsuma, Sebastian Michaelis, Kyoya Ohtori, and Johnny Rayflo.
Rating: Umm, I suppose NC-17, maybe >_>
Warning: Abuse of italics, insanity, crack, crossover, more insanity, mentions of toys, bondage…
Words: 4625 (give or take a few)
Summary: The contest continues…
A.N: Sorry. I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean for this to take me so long to get to but hey ho, I’m here now, continuing the insanity that you all know me for. If there are any glaring mistakes that I've missed, feel free to let me know. (I may add in a proper commercial break at a later date but that depends on if I can find a suitable ad to use) Otherwise, where were we?

Find the first round here! (you might need to refresh your memories)

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( Crack, crack, and more crack! )

Current Mood: accomplished

Title: Red
Chars/Pairs: Grell/Madam Red
Warnings: blood, more blood, bad het, sick and twisted???
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 195
Summary: He loved the colour red
A.N: I can't believe I wrote this... I’ll apologise now >.< It was the first thing I thought of when I saw the

hentai_contest prompt, cunnilingus...

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( He loved red )

Current Mood: embarrassed

Title: Unexpected
Pairing/Characters: Ed/Roy
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Man smex, more man smex, badly worded ending
Words: 497
Summary: Ed should really learn to expect the unexpected. (He should take lessons from Sakura *is shot*)
A.N: And here would be that porn I said would be following shortly. This actually came to me before I fell asleep about a week ago or so ago so I wrote down a basic version then and just fleshed it out a tad today for a certain birthday girl :P Again, I don't do any real editing (I need to get to bed at some point soon) so what you see is probably full of mistakes. Also, there is a reason he changes from calling him Mustang to calling him Roy, that was not a mistake it was intentional.

I hope it is okay, it’s been a while since I’ve let Ed top (have I ever let Ed top??) Ah well, enjoy

nochick_fics, you deserve nothing but good things my wonderful C <3

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( This was definitely not waht Ed had been expecting to happen tonight... )

Current Mood: amused

Title: The Hotel Room
Pairing/Characters: Riza/Winry >.<
Rating: NC-17 ??
Warning: Almost PWP, yuri
Words: 841
Summary: Riza never misses an opportunity
A.N: I had this idea when on the bus this morning (yes, I think about porn on the bus to work, I was daydreaming and maybe this started out as something else and I just decided it would make a good Riza/Winry fic and now I’m going to shut up…) I started writing it when I got into the staffroom, before anyone else turned up, and stopped as soon as other people entered the room (or at least as soon as other people started to sit at the work table and could see my screen and possibly what I was writing).
I tried to get some time to finish it while at work but that never happened, I was determined to post before going to bed though (told you I would C, so totally not a fic tease :P) This is pretty much my first time writing a) this pairing and b) yuri (I don’t count that little Winry/Nellie fic because it was kind of childish) so be kind and brutally honest at the same time please. I’m going to go hide now considering the author’s notes are starting to get as long as the fic >.>

Sort of dedicated to

amelia_seyroon because I seem to remember owing her Riza/Winry from way back but that was meant to be sweet and non-porny. I hope this partly suffices :P

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( ...I am so very out of my comfort zone here )

Current Mood: anxious

Title: Visiting Chuckles
Pairing/Characters: Ed/Al
Rating: NC - 17
Warning: Cest smex
Words: 657
Summary: Ed and Al put on a show
A.N: Umm…I have no clue. Chuckles said she wasn’t getting out of bed, I said Ed and Al would join her, she said ‘if only...’ Umm…Al muse wanted to play, Ed muse wanted to play too, neither of them want to finish this essay, Roy muse is not amused. It was supposed to be something daft, it kind of morphed a little. Sorry about that.
For

evilchuckles :) <3

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( Time for a visit )

Current Mood: mischievous

Title: Immature
Pairing/Characters: Ed/Al
Rating: High 13, low 17 ??
Warning: Immaturity on my part maybe? I honestly have no clue
Words: 557
Summary: Al’s got an itch
A.N: As a favour to

cheshirejin, I wrote for the

hentai_contest. This is the one that didn’t get posted there. The prompt, as I said before, was immature.

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( Scratch my itch? )

Current Mood: accomplished

Title: Let my fingers do the walking
Pairing/Characters: Roy/Ed, Ed/Hand
Rating: Probably NC-17…maybe
Warning: Mentions of boy sex
Words: 806
Summary: Ed’s bored and Roy’s asleep. Ed’s also horny.
A.N: Based on the Pink song Fingers. So yeah, have another crappy song fic from me. If there are any mistakes I apologise. I thought I’d caught them all but I may have missed a grammatical problem here or there.

( When it's late at night and you're fast asleep... )

Current Mood: accomplished

I've been meaning to finish this one for ages >:D

Title: The Alchemist’s Orgy
Pairing/Characters: Random Amestrians, Roy, Ed, Havoc, Hughes
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Complete insanity
Words: 277
Summary: A whole new way to look at the idea of a picnic.
A.N: I hear things, I get ideas. It’s never good :P You might want to listen to the song as you read and sing along. I can never sing the last few verses right though, must work on that >.> I haven’t included the real words as they’re on the site I’ve linked to, if you really want to compare them that is.

( The Alchemist's Orgy )

Current Mood: crazy

Current Mood: crazy

Title: Cracked pairings (Round 1)
Pairing/Characters: Roy Mustang, Ed Elric, Al Elric, Jean Havoc, Kain Fuery, Maes Hughes, Renji Abarai, Byakuya Kuchiki, Kenpachi Zaraki, Ichigo Kurosaki, Jin, Mugen, Soubi Agatsuma, Sebastian Michaelis, Kyoya Ohtori, and Johnny Rayflo.
Rating: Umm, I suppose NC-17, maybe >.>
Warning: Abuse of italics, insanity, crack, crossover, more insanity, mentions of toys, bondage…
Words: 3018
Summary: The contest starts now!
A.N: I have no excuse for this. It started out as a contest to see who would win in certain match ups. This is what happens when my brain gets such ideas. Rounds two and three may need to be the abridged versions because I’m not sure I can do this again *collapses* Add to that the fact that I have to actually write the winning match up and I may just die.
I was actually having trouble forcing myself to write this, my apathy was taking over again, but it appears that when I feel like someone is disappointed with me I tend to forgo sleep and write so this is dedicated to nochick_fics. You may need to feel disappointed in me more often because I got this written rather quickly last night after that, and my hand hurt like a bitch afterwards too. <3333 Sorry for any mistakes, I just can't bring myself to reread the insanity again ^^;

Enjoy everyone :D

( Cracked, that would be me :P )

Current Mood: crazy

Enjoy everyone :D

( Cracked, that would be me :P )

Current Mood: crazy

Title: Parallel stories, Part 2
Pairing/Characters: Byakuya/Hand, Renji/Ichigo
Rating: Very NC-17
Warning: ooc Byakuya, abuse of commas, smut…
Words: 1942 (so much for it being a drabble)
Summary: Byakuya is not as stoic as he sometimes seems to be.
A.N: This is the second of my gift fics for the people at vassalord_caps that participated in the priest burning challenge. nochick_fics asked for Bleach, Byakuya/Hand and so here it is. I had the idea that this one could run parallel to the one for cheshirejin so that is how this was brought to life. It took me all day (okay so technically it took about 4 hours altogether but who’s counting?) and I’ve only checked it once so there could be mistakes but it is done. Enjoy C <3

Part 1 here

( Byakuya walked down the corridor... )

Current Mood: accomplished

( Byakuya walked down the corridor... )

Current Mood: accomplished

Title: Parallel stories Part 1
Pairing/Characters: Renji/Ichigo
Rating: NC-17 but barely
Warning: Mentions of boy smex??
Words: 554
Summary: Renji wants Ichigo, pretty much now!
A.N: The first of my gift drabbles for the people who wrote for the vassalord_caps challenge. cheshirejin asked for Bleach and she said she was pretty much fine with any pairing. This is what came to mind. Sorry that there’s not more porn but part two should make up for that :P

Part 2 here

( Renji, what are you doing? )

Current Mood: accomplished

( Renji, what are you doing? )

Current Mood: accomplished

Title: Confessions
Pairing/Characters: Charley/Johnny
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Smut, bondage, more smut, man loving, swearing, toys, blasphemy…
Words: 3622
Summary: Charley feels unclean so goes to visit his confessor…
A.N: Written for the challenge in vassalord_caps, we had to set a priest on fire so I did. I am so going to Hell. If I wasn’t before I definitely am now. Poor priest >.< I really need to get my Vassalord icons back and I am aware that Charley may be OOC, like I said, I'm new at this fandom. Also, I beta my own work and I really can't read this through again so let me know if there are any mistakes please :-)

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( Yay, Vassalord smut )

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( Yay, Vassalord smut )

Title: Hidden
Pairing/Characters: Hikaru/Kaoru, Tamaki, Kyoya, Haruhi
Rating: PG-13/NC-17
Warning: My first attempt at Host club so it won’t be pretty ^^;
Words: 482
Summary: Hikaru and Kaoru are missing, just what are they up to?
A.N: For shinelumiere It’s her wedding gift :P I hope you like it :D

( Shine's gift )

Title: Ready to go
Pairing/Characters: Al/Wrath
Rating: PG
Warning: I suck at writing Wrath and Al, I can’t do them justice at all so I’m gonna say watch out for OOCness.
Words: 546
Summary: Al loves Wrath’s hair.
A.N: For vexed_wench it’s her wedding gift :D Hope you like it, I tried fitting it into the candied nuts universe but I think I kind of failed ^^;

( Vexed's gift )

Title: ‘You’ve been a very naughty boy’
Pairing/Characters: Fuery/Ed
Rating: NC-17 for mature themes
Warning: bondage, do I need more warnings than that?
Words: 587
Summary: Ed’s been a very naughty boy.
A.N: This is supposed to be more for both vexed_wench and shinelumiere , I hope you both like it :P

( General gift )

Current Mood: bouncy

( Shine's gift )

( Vexed's gift )

( General gift )

Current Mood: bouncy

Title: Wanting – Lame title is so very lame
Pairing/Characters: Ed/Al
Rating: Sort of NC-17
Warning: Elricest, if you don’t like it, don’t read it.
Words: 882
Summary: Ed finds his brother doing something he never expected him to do, and helps out.
A.N: Written for sexkitten426 . I’m sorry the ending sucks, I just couldn’t seem to get the angst balance right, sorry ^^;

( Al, I'm home )

Current Mood: anxious

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Entries tagged with nc-17

OMG, it's fic!! Cracked Pairings 2

Kuro drabble - Red

Drabble - Unexpected

Drabble - The Hotel Room

Drabble - Visiting Chuckles

Drabble - Immature

Drabble - Let my fingers do the walking

The Teddy Bear's Picnic

The Teddy Bear's Picnic

Cracked pairings 1

Cracked pairings 1

Gift fic, 2 of 2

Gift fic, 2 of 2

Gift fics, 1 of 2

Gift fics, 1 of 2

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