baroqueangel | Meme of insanity x3 (Reply)

Because I'm bored and alone and avoiding the angsty Elricest (which will be written Kitten I promise) I decided to do this meme three times! Yes you read that right, three times...Sorry ^^;

1.

List your top ten (10) favourite characters from a single book/film/TV program, etc, and answer the following questions.

1 - Kenpachi
2 - Urahara
3 - Byakuya
4 - Renji
5 - Grimmjow
6 - Ichigo
7 - Uryuu
8 - Toshiro
9 - Ryuuken
10 - Shuuhei

Q1 - Have you ever written a five/ten fanfiction before? (Grimm/Shuuhei)

No, I can’t think of anyone who has although it could be fun if Shuuhei’s zanpakutou came out to play, I’m sure Kazeshini would love Grimm.

Q2 - Do you think three is hot? How hot? (Byakuya)

FUCK YES!!!! He can melt you with a look.

Q3 - What would happen if six got one pregnant? (Ichigo/Kenpachi)

Excuse me while my brain explodes trying to picture that because just…O.o

Q4 - Do you recall any good fics about nine? (Ryuuken)

Oh so many, and most of them involve him fucking his son or getting fucked by Urahara and Isshin.

Q5 - Would seven and two make a good couple? (Uryuu/Urahara)

Umm…no. Urahara would have to keep Uryuu drugged for him to be anywhere near his bed.

Q6 - Four/eight or four/nine? (Renji/Toshiro or Renji/Ryuuken)

It has to be Renji/Ryuuken mostly because I just can’t sexualise Toshiro. It doesn’t hurt that any fic with Renji topping Ryuuken would be enough to melt me completely though.

Q7 - What would happen if seven discovered that three and eight had a secret relationship? (Uryuu, Byakuya/Toshiro)

Sorry, there goes my brain exploding again O.o

Q8 - Can you write a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fanfiction? (Urahara/Ichigo)

He knew he shouldn’t have got involved with the crazy shop guy, next time he was going to listen when his brain told him to go the other way, then maybe he wouldn’t end up with a vibrator up his ass…again!

Q9 - Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? (Renji/Shuuhei)

Probably, I’ve seen them just not read any of them ^^;

Q10 - Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. (Kenpachi/Grimm)

Okay, I may be able to see the hurt but there would be no comfort still, if I must come up with a title ‘How a sword can heal a heart’

Q11 - What kind of plot would you use for a three/seven fic? (Byakuya/Uryuu)

Bondage plot – is that a plot?? Breaking down the prideful barriers.

Q12 - Does anyone on your friends list read seven het? What about nine slash? (Uryuu, Ryuuken)

Not that I know of.

Oh Hell yes – Funny that they should come up together on this question.

Q13 - If you wrote a songfic about nine, what song would you choose? (Ryuuken)

Q14 - if you wrote a two/three/six fanfiction, what would the warning be? (Urahara/Byakuya/Ichigo)

Copious amounts of sex, bondage, toys, swearing and pride.

Q15 - What pick-up line might eight use on five? (Toshiro/Grimm)

After much brain breakage at the mere thought of this I have come up with the lamest line ever – Kitty want a treat?

Q16 - Challenge: Write a drabble for ten/eight. (Shuuhei/Toshiro)

Meme, why are you trying to make me sexualise my little Toshiro??

Shuuhei had to hand it to the squad 10 captain, for someone that looked so young and innocent he had quite the knack in bed. He knew more tricks than Shuuhei himself knew and Shuu couldn’t wait to ask him just where he had leant to deep throat like that.

But that would have to wait, for now Shuu was more concerned with the fact that the shorter man was moaning and it sounded awfully like the word harder and Shuuhei was happy to oblige. He lost all thoughts of asking questions about where Toshiro had learnt his tricks and focused instead on fucking him hard and fast into the futon.

Questions could wait, his release could not.

Q17 - What would happen if seven walked in on two and one having sex? (Uryuu, Urahara/Kenpachi)

First his face would be like o.O, then he would be all ‘shit better run’ and then he’d be all stabbed because Kenny doesn’t like interruptions.

Q18 - What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four and one to end up together? (Renji/Kenpachi)

One that involves an awful lot of fighting and dubious consent when it comes to the sex.

Q19 - Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash? (Uryuu)

Meme, you do ask the stupidest of questions.

Q20 - Does anyone on your friends list read three het? (Byakuya)

Maybe but only by default when it mentions him and Hisana.

Q21 - Does anyone on your friends list write or draw one? (Kenpachi)

Not enough but nochick_fics did write me some Kenny which I love so damn much <3

Q22 - Would you write two/four/five? (Urahara/Renji/Grimm)

If I thought I could do them justice and not die from the hot I might consider it.

Q23 - What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Shuuhei)

You mean apart from Kensei or 69? I see Shuuhei as a swearer so I’m gonna say FUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!

Q24 - When was the last time you read a fic about five? (Grimm)

Not too long ago actually.

Q25 - What is six's secret kink? (Ichigo)

Apart from Strawberries, being spoken to in Shakespeare language and chocolate? I’d say pain.

Q26 - Would one shag nine? (Kenpachi/Ryuuken)

Hell yes, at least in my twisted little imagination anyway ;)

Q27 - If three and seven got together, who would be on top? (Byakuya/Uryuu)

Byakuya. No contest.

2.

List your top ten (10) favourite characters from a single book/film/TV program, etc, and answer the following questions.

1 - Roy
2 - Ed
3 - Al
4 - Havoc
5 - Maes
6 - Scar
7 - Fuery
8 – Original!Greed
9 - Ling
10 - Russell

Q1 - Have you ever written a five/ten fanfiction before? (Maes/Russ)

No! Just no

Q2 - Do you think three is hot? How hot? (Al)

No, he’s Al, he’s cute and sweet and not hot – unless he’s fucking Ed :)

Q3 - What would happen if six got one pregnant? (Scar/Roy)

Why am I seeing a baby blowing a hole in Roy to get out??

Q4 - Do you recall any good fics about nine? (Ling)

There are plenty of good fics about Ling. The ones I really remember are ‘The Camping Trip of Doom’ fics by enemytosleep .

Q5 - Would seven and two make a good couple? (Fuery/Ed)

Oh Hell Yes! I really have to write more of them.

Q6 - Four/eight or four/nine? (Havoc/O!Greed or Havoc/Ling)

Can I pick neither?? Havoc only fucks Roy, Ed and Maes.

Q7 - What would happen if seven discovered that three and eight had a secret relationship? (Fuery, Al/O!Greed)

Faint? Or ask if he can borrow Greed’s bondage equipment because Greed’s got better stuff than him.

Q8 - Can you write a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fanfiction? (Ed/Scar)

It wasn’t love, it was never going to be love. It was just something they both needed, another scar they could add to their ever growing collections.

Q9 - Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? (Havoc/Russell)

Oh God I hope not!

Q10 - Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. (Roy/Maes)

Comfort comes in many forms.

Q11 - What kind of plot would you use for a three/seven fic? (Al/Fuery)

Bumbling first time.

Q12 - Does anyone on your friends list read seven het? What about nine slash? (Fuery, Ling)

Yep, you gotta love the geekiness of Fuery/Sheska

Yep, Ling does so love fucking Ed :)

Q13 - If you wrote a songfic about nine, what song would you choose? (Ling)

Q14 - if you wrote a two/three/six fanfiction, what would the warning be? (Ed/Al/Scar)

Possessiveness, dub con – sorry, I’m having trouble concentrating here.

Q15 - What pick-up line might eight use on five? (O!Greed/Maes)

Do you want to be owned? – yes I suck at pick-up lines ^^;

Q16 - Challenge: Write a drabble for ten/eight. (Russ/O!Greed)

Greed liked to own everything and everyone. Sooner or later he would own that little alchemist Ed, but for now he would settle for the man that pretended to be him. He moaned as the young man pushed into him, the kid wasn’t all that bad, he might actually enjoy this.

Greed had been going to break the flimsy vines holding his wrists, after all it wasn’t like he couldn’t, he was going to break them and then violate this ever so willing possession but the boy had surprised him, he knew some moves so he would let him continue.

He could always make his own claim later, prove to the boy that he now belonged to Greed.

Yes, it sucks but I tried ^^;

Q17 - What would happen if seven walked in on two and one having sex? (Fuery, Ed/Roy)

First he’d faint or get a nosebleed then he’d run away, or at least try to before Ed and Roy asked him to join them and is it obvious yet that I want everyone to fuck Fuery??

Q18 - What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four and one to end up together? (Havoc/Roy)

Alcohol, going for a drink after work.

Q19 - Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash? (Fuery)

YES!!!

Q20 - Does anyone on your friends list read three het? (Al)

I think some do, when he ends up paired with Winry because Ed’s too busy being fucked by Roy and there needs to be more Elrics in the world so Al has to supply them.

Q21 - Does anyone on your friends list write or draw one? (Roy)

Just about all of them :D

Q22 - Would you write two/four/five? (Ed/Havoc/Maes)

I’d have to think of a good plot or just say ‘fuck the plot, PWP could work’ but yeah XD

Q23 - What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Russell)

Eureka *is bricked*

Q24 - When was the last time you read a fic about five? (Maes)

Recently I think, it was probably angst.

Q25 - What is six's secret kink? (Scar)

Alchemists, tied up and gagged.

Q26 - Would one shag nine? (Roy/Ling)

Yep, Roy shags everything.

Q27 - If three and seven got together, who would be on top? (Al/Fuery)

I want to say both because despite the fact that some people think of them both as complete ukes they both have wild sides that would need to be let out. Al would have Fuery call him brother as he pounded into him and Fuery would get out the bondage equipment to punish Al for such naughty thoughts.

1 – Alex Louis Armstrong
2 - Breda
3 – Olivier Armstrong
4 - Falman
5 – Armour!Al
6 - Gluttony
7 - Kimblee
8 – Fuery
9 – Fuhrer Bradley
10 - Russell

Q1 - Have you ever written a five/ten fanfiction before? (Armour!Al/Russ)

No, Never, Not gonna happen! I have written Armour!Al/Falman but only as complete crack.

Q2 - Do you think three is hot? How hot? (Olivier)

Yes, Oh Hell yes, Oh my good fucking God yes!! She is just so much unf

Q3 - What would happen if six got one pregnant? (Gluttony/Armstrong)

Excuse me while I find a new brain, all this one is thinking is something about passing on the Armstrong family lineage…

Q4 - Do you recall any good fics about nine? (Bradley)

NO!! No, no, no, no, no!

Q5 - Would seven and two make a good couple? (Kimblee/Breda)

Not even, I would be cheering for that bomb to go off.

Q6 - Four/eight or four/nine? (Falman/Fuery or Falman/Bradley)

Sorry, I think the crack just killed me.

Q7 - What would happen if seven discovered that three and eight had a secret relationship? (Kimblee, Olivier/Fuery)

Olivier would kill him! And then go back to using the strap-on on Fuery.

Q8 - Can you write a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fanfiction? (Breda/Gluttony)

He’d met the only man that could fill him up. He loved Lust but she just didn’t hit the same spot that Breda did. *Kill me now!!*

Q9 - Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? (Falman/Russ)

Oh sweet Jesus no, although knowing the internet there’s probably one out there somewhere D:

Q10 - Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. (Armstrong/Armour!Al)

Strong enough to hug him.

Q11 - What kind of plot would you use for a three/seven fic? (Olivier/Kimblee)

Pain, anger, beating the crap out of him. Do any of those class as plots?

Q12 - Does anyone on your friends list read seven het? What about nine slash? (Kimblee, Bradley)

No to both I should think!

Q13 - If you wrote a songfic about nine, what song would you choose? (Bradley)

Q14 - if you wrote a two/three/six fanfiction, what would the warning be? (Breda/Olivier/Gluttony)

Turn back now!! You don’t want to read this, save yourself!!

Q15 - What pick-up line might eight use on five? (Fuery/Armour!Al)

Do you like the stray I just found?

Q16 - Challenge: Write a drabble for ten/eight. (Russell/Fuery)

He didn’t remember how they’d met, probably one of the times he’d gone out drinking with Ed after work. He did remember how he had felt the first time he had seen him though, mainly because it was the first time he had thought of anything as cute.

He’d seen how Ed spoke to him, so light and easy the words just naturally flowing back and forth between them, it had taken him months to get to that point. At first Kain had been shy and reserved even after Ed had said that Russ wasn’t that bad, cheeky bastard! But finally he was having a real conversation with the man, one that didn’t stop and start as Kain struggled with what to say. One where Kain didn’t keep looking at the bar or his drink but instead looked right into Russ’s eyes as he talked and smiled and laughed.

Russ figured it was the laugh that had done it, hearing Kain laugh like that, so carefree and happy, he couldn’t help himself. His hand reached forward and he cupped Kain’s chin enough to angle his head up before he kissed him, hard and fast. He pulled back quickly and stared at the bar, waiting for Kain to hit him or just to run off but nothing happened.

Slowly he lifted his head up to look at the blushing face of Kain Fuery, the one man he had ever thought of as cute and he smiled as Kain smiled at him. Kain reached out his hand and lightly touched Russ’s cheek before leaning in and kissing him softly. When he pulled back even Russ was blushing. Yep, the older man was definitely cute.

They carried on talking well into the night, Russ occasionally placing his hand over Kain’s just to enjoy the blush that covered his cheeks.

Q17 - What would happen if seven walked in on two and one having sex? (Kimblee, Breda/Armstrong)

KABOOM!!!!

Q18 - What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four and one to end up together? (Falman/Armstrong)

Drugs, alcohol, more drugs!!

Q19 - Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash? (Kimblee)

Oh yes :P

Q20 - Does anyone on your friends list read three het? (Olivier)

Yep, I do believe someone reads about Olivier dominating Roy.

Q21 - Does anyone on your friends list write or draw one? (Armstrong)

Only in the crack XD -- drawn by the lovely Kettle <33

Q22 - Would you write two/four/five? (Breda/Falman/Armour!Al)

NEVER!!!! Well, never again…I’ve written Falman/Armour!Al but I would never throw Breda into the mix *shiver*

Q23 - What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Russell)

And again, Eureka.

Q24 - When was the last time you read a fic about five? (Armour!Al)

Probably Kitten’s fic contest fic.

Q25 - What is six's secret kink? (Gluttony)

I’d really rather not think about that…ever!!

Q26 - Would one shag nine? (Armstrong/Bradley)

And there’s that need for a new brain again.

Q27 - If three and seven got together, who would be on top? (Olivier/Kimblee)

Olivier, there is not a doubt in my mind about that.