Someone stop me...please!!
Jan. 26th, 2013 11:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I'm studying poetry right now, I suck at it just so you know, but for some reason these popped into my head. I'm having decidedly too much fun writing them (even if getting the endings to make sense is killing me) *headdesk* Please, can someone stop me?!?!?!
There once was a young man from Rizembool
Whose life was never ever dull
one day he met Roy
Who made him his toy
And now his ass is always full
There was a young man called Roy
Who made a kid called Ed his toy
They fucked every day
In every possible way
He just couldn’t get enough of the boy
Ed really loved Roy’s cock
It was the one thing he didn’t mock
He would give it a suck
Before they would fuck
To make Roy as hard as a rock
Ed liked to fuck at his leisure
He loved it beyond all measure
He enjoyed being top
But was willing to swap
To fill Roy with come was a pleasure
Kill me now *hangs head in shame*
There once was a young man from Rizembool
Whose life was never ever dull
one day he met Roy
Who made him his toy
And now his ass is always full
There was a young man called Roy
Who made a kid called Ed his toy
They fucked every day
In every possible way
He just couldn’t get enough of the boy
Ed really loved Roy’s cock
It was the one thing he didn’t mock
He would give it a suck
Before they would fuck
To make Roy as hard as a rock
Ed liked to fuck at his leisure
He loved it beyond all measure
He enjoyed being top
But was willing to swap
To fill Roy with come was a pleasure
Kill me now *hangs head in shame*
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Date: 2013-01-26 11:29 pm (UTC)OMG
That is great!
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Date: 2013-01-26 11:31 pm (UTC)Glad you liked them <3
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Date: 2013-01-26 11:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-26 11:57 pm (UTC)Sorry for making you squirm *bows to hide the embarrassed look on her face*
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Date: 2013-01-27 12:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-27 12:17 am (UTC)Ed was getting pissed at me, I needed to appease the angry, short blond. He would have refused to be my muse if I hadn't :)
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Date: 2013-01-27 12:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-27 12:32 am (UTC)<33
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Date: 2013-01-27 12:34 am (UTC)They were wonderful & really did make me smile! :D
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Date: 2013-01-27 02:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-29 08:39 pm (UTC)Glad you liked <333
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Date: 2013-01-27 05:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-29 08:41 pm (UTC)Now I get why leisure didn't show up when I was looking for rhyming words, it must have been an American site xD
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Date: 2013-01-27 09:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-29 08:41 pm (UTC)Ta <3333
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Date: 2013-01-27 10:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-29 08:42 pm (UTC)<3333
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Date: 2013-01-27 10:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-29 08:44 pm (UTC)Glad you liked <333
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Date: 2013-01-27 07:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-29 08:44 pm (UTC)<333
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Date: 2013-01-27 08:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-29 08:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-27 08:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-29 08:45 pm (UTC)<333
Your dactylic hexameter is showing : D
Date: 2013-01-27 10:07 pm (UTC)Re: Your dactylic hexameter is showing : D
Date: 2013-01-29 08:47 pm (UTC)When my brain stops working completely, can I have half of yours? :P
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Re: Your dactylic hexameter is showing : D
Date: 2013-01-29 09:21 pm (UTC)http://www.skidmore.edu/classics/courses/1998fall/cl202/resource/meter/metintro.html
Basically, it's a type of poetry not used in English (to my knowledge)-- it's mostly used in ancient Greek and Latin heroic poetry .
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* I swear that whoever writes wiki articles needs to be flogged for being to
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Date: 2013-01-27 10:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-29 08:48 pm (UTC)Glad you love them <333