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I'm studying poetry right now, I suck at it just so you know, but for some reason these popped into my head. I'm having decidedly too much fun writing them (even if getting the endings to make sense is killing me) *headdesk* Please, can someone stop me?!?!?!

There once was a young man from Rizembool
Whose life was never ever dull
one day he met Roy
Who made him his toy
And now his ass is always full

There was a young man called Roy
Who made a kid called Ed his toy
They fucked every day
In every possible way
He just couldn’t get enough of the boy

Ed really loved Roy’s cock
It was the one thing he didn’t mock
He would give it a suck
Before they would fuck
To make Roy as hard as a rock

Ed liked to fuck at his leisure
He loved it beyond all measure
He enjoyed being top
But was willing to swap
To fill Roy with come was a pleasure

Kill me now *hangs head in shame*

Date: 2013-01-26 11:29 pm (UTC)
vexed_wench: (! NF! Happy Meat)
From: [personal profile] vexed_wench
HAHHAHAHAH
OMG
That is great!

Date: 2013-01-26 11:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
Just one of my many random moments of insanity :P

Glad you liked them <3

Date: 2013-01-26 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patheticnemesis.livejournal.com
I admit to squirming throughout all of that, but I soundly applaud your efforts! Take a bow!

Date: 2013-01-26 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
Yeah, letting an english student read these was probably a bad idea XD

Sorry for making you squirm *bows to hide the embarrassed look on her face*

Date: 2013-01-27 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patheticnemesis.livejournal.com
No, no, no shame. Testing your comfort zone shouldn't be a reason for embarrassment - and it was more the Ed/Roy than anything else that made me unsure :)

Date: 2013-01-27 12:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
I've written poetry before but never limericks, I think I'll let better people write the limericks from now on, i think this one skill may be beyond me :P

Ed was getting pissed at me, I needed to appease the angry, short blond. He would have refused to be my muse if I hadn't :)

Date: 2013-01-27 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiramaru7.livejournal.com
*giggles* these are awesome!! :D

Date: 2013-01-27 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
Thanks Kira, glad I could make you smile :)

<33

Date: 2013-01-27 12:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiramaru7.livejournal.com
You're welcome, Angel! <3

They were wonderful & really did make me smile! :D

Date: 2013-01-27 02:54 am (UTC)
amethyst_koneko: (my OTP pwns yours)
From: [personal profile] amethyst_koneko
^_^ Why should I stop you? These are great! Raunchy limericks for the win! :D

Date: 2013-01-29 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
I'm pretty sure if I tried to continue them they'd get raunchier :P

Glad you liked <333

Date: 2013-01-27 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mythnlynx.livejournal.com
Teehee! I'm amused (even if I do say LEE-zure instead of LEH-zure). ;D

Date: 2013-01-29 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
What can I say, I'm British :P

Now I get why leisure didn't show up when I was looking for rhyming words, it must have been an American site xD

<333

Date: 2013-01-27 09:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mineya-nyan.livejournal.com
*snorks* Well done!

Date: 2013-01-29 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
I try to amuse :P

Ta <3333

Date: 2013-01-29 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
Thank you Kitten sensei :)

<3333

Date: 2013-01-27 10:10 am (UTC)
arashinoookami: If anyone knows who made this tell me so I can credit them (Foreskin)
From: [personal profile] arashinoookami
Hahahaha! I have a book of Irish limericks and these would fit in there perfectly. Some of them are rather raunchy XD

Date: 2013-01-29 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
I think my Roy and Ed muse were a tad pissed at me for not letting them have any fun lately, anything I came up with was bound to be raunchy :D

Glad you liked <333

Date: 2013-01-27 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonjajade.livejournal.com
Best thing I've read all day! No head hanging young lady!!

Date: 2013-01-29 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
Aww, thank you *hugs*

<333

Date: 2013-01-27 08:12 pm (UTC)
eve_n_furter: (FMA Maes - Snarky Pirate)
From: [personal profile] eve_n_furter
These are great! Why isn't this a big genre in fanworks? I want to make some myself.

Date: 2013-01-29 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
You really should, you'd be fantastic at them and I'm betting you'd have all of us blushing :P

<333

Your dactylic hexameter is showing : D

Date: 2013-01-27 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxquintessence.livejournal.com
I was reading one of my favorites ( sonnet 116) today myself

Re: Your dactylic hexameter is showing : D

Date: 2013-01-29 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
I had to read the explanation a few times until I grasped what a dactylic hexameter was (>.<) I'm still not all that sure >.>

When my brain stops working completely, can I have half of yours? :P

<3333

Re: Your dactylic hexameter is showing : D

Date: 2013-01-29 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxquintessence.livejournal.com
Not a big deal. Here is a better explanation than wikipedia*:

http://www.skidmore.edu/classics/courses/1998fall/cl202/resource/meter/metintro.html


Basically, it's a type of poetry not used in English (to my knowledge)-- it's mostly used in ancient Greek and Latin heroic poetry .



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* I swear that whoever writes wiki articles needs to be flogged for being to

Date: 2013-01-27 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angel0399.livejournal.com
Lol love it!!

Date: 2013-01-29 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
Thank you :)

Glad you love them <333

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