Someone stop me...please!!

[baroqueangel]

I'm studying poetry right now, I suck at it just so you know, but for some reason these popped into my head. I'm having decidedly too much fun writing them (even if getting the endings to make sense is killing me) *headdesk* Please, can someone stop me?!?!?!

There once was a young man from Rizembool
Whose life was never ever dull
one day he met Roy
Who made him his toy
And now his ass is always full

There was a young man called Roy
Who made a kid called Ed his toy
They fucked every day
In every possible way
He just couldn’t get enough of the boy

Ed really loved Roy’s cock
It was the one thing he didn’t mock
He would give it a suck
Before they would fuck
To make Roy as hard as a rock

Ed liked to fuck at his leisure
He loved it beyond all measure
He enjoyed being top
But was willing to swap
To fill Roy with come was a pleasure

Kill me now *hangs head in shame*

Comments

[vexed_wench]

HAHHAHAHAH
OMG
That is great!

[baroqueangel.livejournal.com]

Just one of my many random moments of insanity :P

Glad you liked them <3

[patheticnemesis.livejournal.com]

I admit to squirming throughout all of that, but I soundly applaud your efforts! Take a bow!

[baroqueangel.livejournal.com]

Yeah, letting an english student read these was probably a bad idea XD

Sorry for making you squirm *bows to hide the embarrassed look on her face*

[patheticnemesis.livejournal.com]

No, no, no shame. Testing your comfort zone shouldn't be a reason for embarrassment - and it was more the Ed/Roy than anything else that made me unsure :)

[baroqueangel.livejournal.com]

I've written poetry before but never limericks, I think I'll let better people write the limericks from now on, i think this one skill may be beyond me :P

Ed was getting pissed at me, I needed to appease the angry, short blond. He would have refused to be my muse if I hadn't :)

[kiramaru7.livejournal.com]

*giggles* these are awesome!! :D

[baroqueangel.livejournal.com]

Thanks Kira, glad I could make you smile :)

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[kiramaru7.livejournal.com]

You're welcome, Angel! <3

They were wonderful & really did make me smile! :D

[amethyst_koneko]

^_^ Why should I stop you? These are great! Raunchy limericks for the win! :D

[baroqueangel.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure if I tried to continue them they'd get raunchier :P

Glad you liked <333

[mythnlynx.livejournal.com]

Teehee! I'm amused (even if I do say LEE-zure instead of LEH-zure). ;D

[baroqueangel.livejournal.com]

What can I say, I'm British :P

Now I get why leisure didn't show up when I was looking for rhyming words, it must have been an American site xD

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[mineya-nyan.livejournal.com]

*snorks* Well done!

[baroqueangel.livejournal.com]

I try to amuse :P

Ta <3333

[sexkitten426.livejournal.com]

A+

[baroqueangel.livejournal.com]

Thank you Kitten sensei :)

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[arashinoookami]

Hahahaha! I have a book of Irish limericks and these would fit in there perfectly. Some of them are rather raunchy XD

[baroqueangel.livejournal.com]

I think my Roy and Ed muse were a tad pissed at me for not letting them have any fun lately, anything I came up with was bound to be raunchy :D

Glad you liked <333

[sonjajade.livejournal.com]

Best thing I've read all day! No head hanging young lady!!

[baroqueangel.livejournal.com]

Aww, thank you *hugs*

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[amelia-seyroon.livejournal.com]

[baroqueangel.livejournal.com]

XD

[eve_n_furter]

These are great! Why isn't this a big genre in fanworks? I want to make some myself.

[baroqueangel.livejournal.com]

You really should, you'd be fantastic at them and I'm betting you'd have all of us blushing :P

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Your dactylic hexameter is showing : D

[luxquintessence.livejournal.com]

I was reading one of my favorites ( sonnet 116) today myself

Re: Your dactylic hexameter is showing : D

[baroqueangel.livejournal.com]

I had to read the explanation a few times until I grasped what a dactylic hexameter was (>.<) I'm still not all that sure >.>

When my brain stops working completely, can I have half of yours? :P

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Re: Your dactylic hexameter is showing : D

[luxquintessence.livejournal.com]

Not a big deal. Here is a better explanation than wikipedia*:

http://www.skidmore.edu/classics/courses/1998fall/cl202/resource/meter/metintro.html


Basically, it's a type of poetry not used in English (to my knowledge)-- it's mostly used in ancient Greek and Latin heroic poetry .



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* I swear that whoever writes wiki articles needs to be flogged for being to

[angel0399.livejournal.com]

Lol love it!!

[baroqueangel.livejournal.com]

Thank you :)

Glad you love them <333