Oneshot - Christmas Dinner

[baroqueangel]

Title: Christmas Dinner
Pairing/Characters: Roy/Ed, Al, Pinako
Rating: NC - 17
Warning: Smex, bad jokes, Roy being an ass
Words: 2,898 – kind of got away from me ^^;
Summary: Ed’s cooking dinner, Roy gets horny (I really suck at summaries)
A.N: I maintain that it’s still Boxing Day so this still counts as being posted for Christmas!! Really, what would Christmas be without me corrupting some part of it? I’ve done Church, I’ve done pressies, this year had to be food XD Not sure what next year will be yet. This is literally hot off the press, only just finished so if there are any mistakes please let me know ^^; I really need to stop procrastinating, maybe I need someone stood behind me cracking a whip ;P
Disclaimer: I do not own FMA, I really wish I did. I earn nothing but the satisfaction of letting Roy get some XD

 

Ed stood back from the counter and mentally ticked off his Christmas day cooking list. Turkey – in the oven, potatoes – two kinds being cooked, stuffing – made into balls and shoved up the turkey’s ass, veg – all cooking nicely, presents – wrapped and under the tree, the bastard – given one job to do so he can’t fuck it up.

Ed smiled as he finished running through the list in his head, he had this day planned out to the last second so that when Al, Winry and aunt Pinako arrived it would all run smoothly. They hadn’t all managed to be together for Christmas in such a long time, there was no way anything would go wrong today. Even so, he just knew there was something he was forgetting and it was bugging him that he couldn’t remember.

He scanned the room, desperate to notice that one thing, hoping it would just jump out and bite him, hoping it was something glaringly obvious so he could fix it fast. His eyes landed on the gravy boat he had bought just last week. He had seen it and something had screamed Christmas dinner to him. Roy had said he just didn’t see it, how did a gargoyle wrapped in chains scream Christmas anyway? Ed had looked at him like he was mad; obviously it was a Gargoyle being given as a present to someone. Roy had just shook his head, there really was no use arguing with him about his tastes in decorations.

The gravy boat sat on the counter looking imposing and, in Ed’s eyes at least, perfect, until he noticed that it was an empty gravy boat. He sighed happily, he had found the problem, the thing that had been nagging at him for nearly an hour and it was something simple to fix.

He walked over to the cupboard where they kept the gravy mixes and took down the Chicken flavoured one. Some of this with some of the juices from the bird and some water from the sprouts and he would be laughing.

He’d just finished putting the different things into the boat and was stirring them altogether when strong arms encircled his waist and a kiss was planted on his neck, just behind his ear.

“So, are we all ready for the coming of your family oh Christmas Nazi?” Roy squeezed him tightly and smiled into his hair.

“Well forgive me for wanting this to be perfect, it’s not often we get to all be together, I just want it to go well. I am not a Christmas Nazi as you so annoyingly put it.” Ed carried on stirring the gravy while trying to wiggle his way out of Roy’s grip but it was no use, Roy’s arms were locked together, Ed was going nowhere.

“You really should stop wiggling like that you know.”

“Why should I?”

“Because it’s having all kinds of interesting effects on me.” Ed paused to wonder just what Roy meant by that but when he felt a very familiar hard object press into his back he got the message loud and clear.

“Roy! Do you ever think about anything else?”

“It’s your fault Edward. If you hadn’t been rubbing against it, this would never have happened” Ed spluttered at the accusation but before he could come up with a rebuke, Roy was whispering in his ear, “now you have to fix it.”

Ed swore he could feel the smirk on the back of his neck and he was about to protest, to demand that Roy go take care of his own problem and do the one thing Ed had asked him to do, but Roy’s hand moving down and cupping his slowly awakening cock over his jeans stopped him before he could. He was still going to protest, granted he knew his voice would be weak and it would sound insincere even to his own ears, but he was still going to protest. Until Roy’s hand started making circular motions causing fabric to rub against him, and Roy’s lips started kissing his neck, and Roy’s other hand started wandering up under his shirt.

Ed stopped stirring the gravy; he placed his hands on the counter’s edge, and ground his hips backwards into Roy, delighting in the soft moan he received for his efforts.

“Make it quick bastard, if this day isn’t perfect you won’t be getting sex for a week!”

“I better make it good then hadn’t I?” Roy wasted no time in undoing Ed’s jeans, his hand slipping inside the denim to cup Ed over the fabric of the shorter man’s boxers. Ed moaned as Roy squeezed gently, rolling his hips in an effort to not only gain more friction for himself but to also infuriate the man stood behind him.

“I thought I said to make it quick. Al and the others will be here soon.”

“They can wait at the door.”

“I gave Al a key, just in case I was busy.” Roy stopped his movements and Ed twisted his head around just enough to see the incredulous look on his lover’s face.

“You gave Al a key? What were you thinking?”

“Obviously not the same as you.” Roy couldn’t argue with that and instead just shrugged and got back to work.

Just skipping the foreplay altogether, which wasn’t uncommon for him to do when he really needed to get off, he hooked his thumbs into Ed’s boxer’s and pushed them down with a quick flick of his wrists. He’d done it so many times that he knew just the right amount of pressure to apply that would get the job done without using up too much time or energy. Better not to be wasteful with the time after all.

Ed’s cock bounced free and he gasped at the not quite cold air that now flowed against and around the impressive, but not overly so, length. Roy’s hands were back and as the left moved upwards under Ed’s shirt towards his pert nipples, the right gripped him and slowly started a steady rhythm up and down. Just because they had to be quick didn’t mean they had to let the quality of the fuck suffer.

Ed lost any ability at that point to think let alone speak and his three remaining working brain-cells were just enough to let him pant and moan. This was the way Roy liked Ed, it was the only time the short blond wasn’t answering back or coming up with a smart ass response. Plus Ed’s sex face made him horny.

Roy rubbed his finger over Ed’s over sensitive nipple, he kissed the back of his neck, trailing kisses down to his shoulder and sinking his teeth into the sensitive flesh. At the same time his other hand sped up, stroking Ed faster, using Ed’s own precum to make the movements smoother.

Ed bucked into the feeling, knowing he was close but unable to voice it. The mixture of pleasure and slight pain from Roy’s teeth was causing the white lights to appear and his balls to tighten. He was so close, just a few more thrusts into that hand, just a few more stokes from Roy and he’d be…

There was no release, he’d been stopped by Roy’s hand clamping on to the base of his cock. His breathing was ragged, his pulse was so fast, he felt light headed and ready to kill.

“Ah, ah, ah Edward. You don’t get to cum without me.” Ed was going to kill him. Never mind withholding if the day didn’t go perfectly, Roy wasn’t getting any for a month for this.

“Bastard” Ed managed as he slowly got a hold on his breathing.

“I know, I know, but it is Christmas Ed, the time of year when people cum together.” Ed would have groaned if he could have spared the oxygen.

Roy reached up and opened the cupboard above their heads. It was the one where they kept all the cooking stuff like the gravy and the oil. It seemed that luck was shining on him because if he’d had to let go of Ed to find some lube he’d have been waiting for his turn in the bathroom where it would have been just him and his hand.

Ed watched as Roy pulled out the extra virgin oil and rolled his eyes, he didn’t think he could take anymore bad Christmas references. When he heard Roy pop the lid, Ed assumed he must have used his teeth considering one of the bastard’s hands was currently denying him his very much needed release, his heart skipped a beat or two. It did that sometimes when he was anticipating a quick, deep, and memorable fuck.

He felt Roy pull back a little, the hardness of the taller man’s cock moving away from his back. He looked a little confused when Roy put the open bottle down on the counter but didn’t question it, especially when he felt the man’s hand touch his lower back, stroking up his spine while pulling his shirt up with it. Roy lifted the blue fabric over Ed’s head and left it resting on Ed’s upper arms, if the blond wanted to take it off completely it was up to him.

“We don’t want to get oil on your best shirt now do we Edward?” Ed smiled just slightly, quite impressed that part of Roy’s brain wasn’t thinking about sex. “After all, if you have to go change, I might get the urge to ravage you again.” And now he was not quite so impressed. Just when he thought the bastard had grown a moral conscience.

Roy reached forward and picked up the bottle, kissing his way across Ed’s shoulders as he did. When he pulled back Ed braced slightly, getting ready for the cold liquid that he knew was coming. When it hit the small of his back he gripped the edge of the counter just that little bit tighter and took a small intake of breath.

He could feel the liquid beginning to dribble down between the crack of his ass and he squirmed slightly, it felt rather odd running down towards his balls.

Roy put the bottle back on the counter and got to work. He’d lost enough time already and if Al was still the same as he’d been back when he was in the armour, the taller Elric would be bang on time. Roy chanced a glance at the wall clock, that would give him no more than 30 minutes, that made this more than doable.

He placed his hand on Ed’s lower back facing down, slowly rubbing his whole hand over Ed’s pink and oh so very spankable butt cheeks. Ed moved back into the soothing touch and moaned contentedly. It was when Roy let one finger slip between the cheeks that things got really interesting.

His hand rested on Ed’s butt while his middle finger rubbed over Ed’s puckered entrance before slipping slowly inside. He pushed it in up to the first knuckle and then stopped as Ed clamped down on the intruder. No matter how many times they did this it was always the same, it didn’t last long anymore though, Ed now an old hand at relaxing enough for the next stage.

As soon as Roy felt Ed loosen up he pushed the finger in the rest of the way, Ed swallowing it completely with no problems whatsoever. To be honest, Roy would have been surprised if he hadn’t, after all, neither of them were virgins. Well, not technically, Roy wasn’t too sure if Ed had ever really slept with a girl.

Roy slipped the second finger in without even thinking about it and Ed spread his legs just that little bit wider to accommodate what was soon to come.

“Bit eager are we?”

“Bit slow in our old age are we?” Just for the age joke Roy pushed the third finger in quick, eliciting a sharp intake of breath and a dirty over-the-shoulder look from Ed which he replied to with his trademark smirk.

“If you don’t hurry up Mustang, my brother will be catching the after-dinner show early.” This caused Roy to look at the clock and then to wonder how the Hell he had lost 10 minutes just preparing Ed. He could have sworn it had been only a few but obviously the God of Time hated him and didn’t want him to get some right now. Well fuck the God of Time, Roy Mustang was getting laid even if he had to bed the mouthy little bastard he loved right in front of his baby brother!

Roy opened his fingers, trying to stretch Ed quickly so they could get to the good part. He crooked his fingers, something he knew Ed particularly liked and smiled when he was rewarded for his efforts with a rather seductive moan and Ed pushing down on the fingers even more. He slowly pulled out the digits, running the tips of his fingers over the ridged walls inside of Ed.

Once they were free, he reached forward again and picked up the oil before dribbling it over his own erection, hissing as the cold oil hit the hot tip and joined with the precum to run along the slit and down the vein. After putting the bottle back down again, next time he remembered the cockring so he could use two bloody hands, he stroked himself, making sure to cover all of his length in the slippery substance.

He positioned himself at Ed’s waiting entrance and slowly began pushing in. First an inch, then two until he was fully seated inside of his lover, his balls bouncing softly against Ed’s ass. When Ed pushed back he started moving, quite impressed that he was managing to keep it steady and not just start fucking Ed into the worktop which was what he was really wanting to do right now.

When he felt Ed tighten around him he wondered what was happening, Ed couldn’t be cumming yet, Roy was still acting as a human cockring. He was even more surprised when he heard a ragged voice speaking to him.

“Look bastard, we have no time and you’re being too gentle. Will you just fuck me already please.” Roy didn’t need to be told twice. He started thrusting faster and faster, Ed keeping the rhythm with every roll of his hips. The younger man took his hands from the counter, throwing his blue shirt to the side and then reached one hand back to grab Roy’s leg while the other moved to join Roy’s hand on his aching cock, wrapping around it. Roy released enough to let Ed twin their fingers together before they started moving as one joining with the rhythm of Roy’s thrusts.

So much stimulation, neither of them could take it for long and soon Ed was cumming with such a force that he managed to reach the cupboard doors above their heads. He clamped down on Roy who managed one more thrust, unsurprisingly hitting Ed’s prostate as he did, causing Ed even more pleasure, before he filled Ed with white, salty liquid that was soon running out over his softening cock and down the inside of Ed’s thighs. They stood like that for a moment, Roy holding Ed while Ed leaned against him, it was usually the time they were the most truthful about their feelings.

Cum was dribbling down the cupboards to hit the counter and down Ed’s inner thigh but neither of them cared right now, Roy leant down and kissed Ed’s shoulder where he had bitten him and Ed sighed contentedly happy to stay in this position forever, that is until reality and sense kicked in and they moved quickly to get cleaned up, Ed thought they may have set a new record. They’d just placed the last cloth in the washer when they heard the door open and someone shout.

“Merry Christmas brother.” Ed looked over at Roy and smiled before walking towards the front door to greet his family.

~~***~~

When Al walked into the dinning room Roy was placing a rather impressive bird on the table and Ed was walking into the room carrying a really rather nasty looking gravy boat, not looking where he was going as he stirred.

“Well Ed, I must say I’m surprised that you managed to put together such a wonderful looking feast. I wonder if it tastes as good as it looks.”

“Of course it does old woman!” Pinako just smiled at him and Al hid a giggle behind his hand. It was nice to see that some things hadn’t changed.

When they were all sat and served silence fell around the room, it seemed Ed must have done something right, nobody could pull themselves away from the food long enough to speak. Al placed a piece of gravy covered turkey into his mouth and moaned delightedly at the taste. He wasn’t sure what Ed had done differently but the gravy was to die for.

“Ed, you have to give me the recipe for this gravy, it tastes amazing. Is there some secret ingredient in it?”

Al didn’t notice Ed go white, the gravy had been in front of them when they had…Ed started to choke, Roy smirked, Al looked confused.
 

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[angel0399.livejournal.com]

Holy shit... awesome!

[baroqueangel.livejournal.com]

Thank you <33