Drabble - Inventing
Mar. 12th, 2013 01:43 pmTitle: Inventing
Pairing/Characters: Hei/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Toys
Words: 203
Summary: Alfons doesn’t just make rockets.
AN: I wrote this for
slinkslowdown as a treat from my trick or treat meme. I thought it was about time it got posted properly.
“What are you up to Alfons?”
“Just inventing something.”
“Inventing what?”
“Something that could make us rich.”
Ed was intrigued so he decided to go and watch the creation of this thing that was going to make them rich. It looked like a smaller version of a rocket. It was about six inches long and it seemed like Alfons had been studying the limbs Hohenheim had made for Ed because it had a compartment for a motor, a really small motor, and it was covered with the same skin that covered Ed’s limbs.
Ed wondered just what this motorised mini rocket could be for.
“I call it a vibrator.” Alfons answered the unasked question. “And I need someone to help me test it. Up for it?”
“How exactly do we test it?”
“Like this.”
Alfons grabbed the prototype first and then grabbed Ed’s hand before heading for the bedroom. It was going to be so much fun testing this model and all the improved models to come after it. Alfons was a little worried that he may tire Ed out with all the testing, only a little though.
After testing the first model, Ed was pretty sure they were going to be millionaires.
Pairing/Characters: Hei/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Toys
Words: 203
Summary: Alfons doesn’t just make rockets.
AN: I wrote this for
“What are you up to Alfons?”
“Just inventing something.”
“Inventing what?”
“Something that could make us rich.”
Ed was intrigued so he decided to go and watch the creation of this thing that was going to make them rich. It looked like a smaller version of a rocket. It was about six inches long and it seemed like Alfons had been studying the limbs Hohenheim had made for Ed because it had a compartment for a motor, a really small motor, and it was covered with the same skin that covered Ed’s limbs.
Ed wondered just what this motorised mini rocket could be for.
“I call it a vibrator.” Alfons answered the unasked question. “And I need someone to help me test it. Up for it?”
“How exactly do we test it?”
“Like this.”
Alfons grabbed the prototype first and then grabbed Ed’s hand before heading for the bedroom. It was going to be so much fun testing this model and all the improved models to come after it. Alfons was a little worried that he may tire Ed out with all the testing, only a little though.
After testing the first model, Ed was pretty sure they were going to be millionaires.
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Date: 2013-03-12 04:09 pm (UTC)Plus I can now spend a happy half hour imagining the testing process, so it's a fic that works on two levels!
Two of my levels, anyway...
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Date: 2013-03-12 06:20 pm (UTC)If you need more of a laugh I just posted Elricest :P
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Date: 2013-03-13 01:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-03-13 08:09 am (UTC)And look, Hei/Ed fic that isn't depressing and angsty :D