Drabble - Niorning

Title: Niorning
Pairing/Characters: Ed
Rating: G
Warning: Daftness, butchery of the English language
Words: 655
Summary: He needed to find just the right word (omg this summary sucks more than usual)
A.N: I’ve been making up new words and since Ed is my voice that means he’s been making up new words :P I am copyrighting this word here and now!! It is my word XD Oh, and I don't really do the beta/edit thing so what you see is fresh from the brain.

Happy birthday C <3 I told you I’d put it in a fic ;) Porn will hopefully follow in a few moments XD

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( Ed sat down in front of the computer... )

Drabble - Unexpected

Title: Unexpected
Pairing/Characters: Ed/Roy
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Man smex, more man smex, badly worded ending
Words: 497
Summary: Ed should really learn to expect the unexpected. (He should take lessons from Sakura *is shot*)
A.N: And here would be that porn I said would be following shortly. This actually came to me before I fell asleep about a week ago or so ago so I wrote down a basic version then and just fleshed it out a tad today for a certain birthday girl :P Again, I don't do any real editing (I need to get to bed at some point soon) so what you see is probably full of mistakes. Also, there is a reason he changes from calling him Mustang to calling him Roy, that was not a mistake it was intentional.

I hope it is okay, it’s been a while since I’ve let Ed top (have I ever let Ed top??) Ah well, enjoy nochick_fics, you deserve nothing but good things my wonderful C <3

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( This was definitely not waht Ed had been expecting to happen tonight... )