Drabble - The Delivery
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baroqueangelTitle: The Delivery
Pairing/Characters: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG - 13
Warning: Do I even need to bother warning people about this anymore?
Words: 537
Summary: Roy takes in a delivery. (Oh God, I suck at summaries)
A.N: Hello and welcome to the next instalment of Angel’s gone insane. Ed and Roy have currently taken over her brain right now so if you want to contact her just leave a message and she’ll be sure to get back to you.
Someone, save me! They won’t leave me alone and I have an essay to write!!!!! Naughtyverse strikes again, twice in one day!
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
The knocking on the door was insistent and Roy’s frown deepened the closer he got to answering it. What was it about people trying to rest their eyes that made other people knock so damn loud?
He was always cranky after being disturbed while napping, not that he was napping mind you because only kids and old people napped and no matter what Ed said he was not old damn it!
He yanked the door open forcefully much to the surprise of the man standing on the other side.
“What?” he practically growled.
“Um…sorry…”
The guy was visibly shaken and Roy sighed, rolled his eyes and then attempted to school his features to look calm and inviting, the way he used to look at Ed when he first joined the military and Roy was trying not to show that he wanted to strangle the little shit for something stupid he’d done.
“How can I help you?” Roy managed to sound semi-civil.
“Package…um…I mean, I have a package for a Mr Edward Elric.”
“I can take that.” Roy reached out and took a large box from the guy. As soon as it was safely in Roy’s hands the delivery man turned and practically ran back to his van. The poor guy couldn’t get away fast enough, he even managed to wheel spin down the street.
Roy sighed again, yet another delivery guy that would more than likely refuse to deliver to their house anytime in the near future. He figured that made five now, each one scared off in various ways. One had been a bit shocked by the fact that he’d been transporting explosives without knowing it, for one of Roy’s experiments of course. The most memorable though had to be Ed’s fault.
Well if you insist on making them wait until you’ve inspected the box to make sure it is all there knowing full well that said box contains an assortment of lubes, vibrators, ball gags, and other interesting accoutrements, what did you expect?
Roy noticed the senders label as he carried the box to the living room, it was from that magazine he’d been strategically leaving around the house. He smirked. So Ed had taken the initiative, that was a good sign.
He figured opening the box wouldn’t hurt, after all it was technically for both of them wasn’t it? He ripped into it pulling back layer after layer of packaging until he reached the prize inside. He was pleased to find not one but four outfits in the box. Ed must be feeling kinky.
Roy wasn’t surprised to find that Ed had gone for the leather, considering the man’s taste in trousers it was to be expected. He was surprised at the slave, doctor, and nurse’s outfits though. Why hadn’t he thought of playing doctor and nurse? He really should give Ed something special for thinking of that.
He took the outfits from the box inspecting them all closely, imagining how Ed would look in each of them. He blinked, looked closer at the tags on the two outfits currently in his hands and then blinked some more.
Why were the slave and nurse outfits in his size?
Just what did Ed have planned?
Pairing/Characters: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG - 13
Warning: Do I even need to bother warning people about this anymore?
Words: 537
Summary: Roy takes in a delivery. (Oh God, I suck at summaries)
A.N: Hello and welcome to the next instalment of Angel’s gone insane. Ed and Roy have currently taken over her brain right now so if you want to contact her just leave a message and she’ll be sure to get back to you.
Someone, save me! They won’t leave me alone and I have an essay to write!!!!! Naughtyverse strikes again, twice in one day!
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
The knocking on the door was insistent and Roy’s frown deepened the closer he got to answering it. What was it about people trying to rest their eyes that made other people knock so damn loud?
He was always cranky after being disturbed while napping, not that he was napping mind you because only kids and old people napped and no matter what Ed said he was not old damn it!
He yanked the door open forcefully much to the surprise of the man standing on the other side.
“What?” he practically growled.
“Um…sorry…”
The guy was visibly shaken and Roy sighed, rolled his eyes and then attempted to school his features to look calm and inviting, the way he used to look at Ed when he first joined the military and Roy was trying not to show that he wanted to strangle the little shit for something stupid he’d done.
“How can I help you?” Roy managed to sound semi-civil.
“Package…um…I mean, I have a package for a Mr Edward Elric.”
“I can take that.” Roy reached out and took a large box from the guy. As soon as it was safely in Roy’s hands the delivery man turned and practically ran back to his van. The poor guy couldn’t get away fast enough, he even managed to wheel spin down the street.
Roy sighed again, yet another delivery guy that would more than likely refuse to deliver to their house anytime in the near future. He figured that made five now, each one scared off in various ways. One had been a bit shocked by the fact that he’d been transporting explosives without knowing it, for one of Roy’s experiments of course. The most memorable though had to be Ed’s fault.
Well if you insist on making them wait until you’ve inspected the box to make sure it is all there knowing full well that said box contains an assortment of lubes, vibrators, ball gags, and other interesting accoutrements, what did you expect?
Roy noticed the senders label as he carried the box to the living room, it was from that magazine he’d been strategically leaving around the house. He smirked. So Ed had taken the initiative, that was a good sign.
He figured opening the box wouldn’t hurt, after all it was technically for both of them wasn’t it? He ripped into it pulling back layer after layer of packaging until he reached the prize inside. He was pleased to find not one but four outfits in the box. Ed must be feeling kinky.
Roy wasn’t surprised to find that Ed had gone for the leather, considering the man’s taste in trousers it was to be expected. He was surprised at the slave, doctor, and nurse’s outfits though. Why hadn’t he thought of playing doctor and nurse? He really should give Ed something special for thinking of that.
He took the outfits from the box inspecting them all closely, imagining how Ed would look in each of them. He blinked, looked closer at the tags on the two outfits currently in his hands and then blinked some more.
Why were the slave and nurse outfits in his size?
Just what did Ed have planned?
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Date: 2012-06-21 10:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-21 11:41 pm (UTC)I have a few inklings, after all, Ed is pretty easy to read :)
Why yes, I have gone completely off my rocker, Roy and Ed have moved into my brain and are taking over XD
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Date: 2012-06-21 11:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-22 07:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-22 01:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-22 07:01 am (UTC)I don't think I could stop right now, even if I wanted to. Roy and Ed will not allow it :)
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Date: 2012-06-22 02:18 am (UTC)*snerk!* Come now Roy, don't play dumb! You know exactly what Ed's got in mind! \o/
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Date: 2012-06-22 07:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-22 01:47 pm (UTC)I really like these. Looking forward to the next update. :)
Also good luck with your essay. :)
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Date: 2012-06-22 09:08 pm (UTC)Ed has some serious plans for Roy XD
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Date: 2012-06-23 02:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-23 02:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-23 02:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-23 03:09 am (UTC)