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Oh Nutella how I adore thee. Your taste is so sublime, your flavour to die for. When I eat you I go to my happy place where dreams of Ed licking you slowly from Roy's bound and flushed body live. Where images of Ciel sucking you from Sebastian's nipples dance merrily over the chocolate horizon and I sit and gaze lovingly at the site of Al running a finger up Maes's erect cock and then licking off the gathered awesomeness that is you in the most erotic way he can, with those big blue eyes glazing over as your orgasmic wonderfulness overwhelms him.
Oh Nutella, chocolate spread of the Gods, that makes all yaoi that little bit better as chocolate body paint gets a whole new dimension when the taste goes out of this world. I lick you from my spoon slowly, curling around it so as not to miss any, my tongue preforming contortionist movements to reach every spot of the silver implement, savouring every last drop of your creamy taste, closing my eyes as you slide down my throat, licking my lips just slightly, my tongue barely flicking across the surface to make sure none of you is left.
Ed's tongue, travelling up Roy's inner thigh, thanks you. Ciel's lips, closing around Sebastian's Nutella covered nipple, thanks you. Maes, who gets to watch Al lick you from his fingers in that oh so fuckable way, thanks you. My tongue, that has never tasted anything sweeter than you, thanks you for being a little taste of Heaven <33




I blame the lack of sleep and the migraine for this XD <333

Date: 2010-10-02 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bloody-winged.livejournal.com
LOLOLOLOL XD
Well, that certainly will serve for... interesting images the next time I'll eat it... XDDD

Date: 2010-10-02 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pastrywench.livejournal.com
*Must get Nutella now and read some porn while sucking on spoon*

Date: 2010-10-02 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sexkitten426.livejournal.com
I have a jar of Eurocrem on my nightstand.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurocrem - like Nutella, 'cept with 2 flavors in Cyrillic.

Your ode to Nutella is quite tasty. ;P

Date: 2010-10-02 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
Interesting is always good ;-P Just think of Roy and Wrath, it will make it taste better you know :D

Lack of sleep comes in handy, don't you think? XD

Date: 2010-10-02 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
My work here is done XD

*Thinks she should get royalties from Nutella for upping their sales*

Date: 2010-10-02 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
Interesting place to keep it ;-D

I think I would prefer hazelnut and caramel to hazelnut and vanilla but either way you get two flavours and I only get one :)

Migraines can be useful for something, this is good to know XD

Date: 2010-10-02 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bloody-winged.livejournal.com
Oh, I'm pretty sure it will >.> Playing with food never has been so much fun XDDD *tries to get the head back out of the gutter* (seems like I'm permanently stuck there >.> XD)

Oh, and lack of sleep can be a wonderful thing XD I've done some of my most interesting stuff on lack of sleep XDDD It's like all your morals go to sleep while all your pervy thoughts get really going XDDD

Date: 2010-10-02 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nochick-fics.livejournal.com
I don't know if I'm horny or horrified. (*hates Nutella*)

A little bit of both. :D

Date: 2010-10-02 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nochick-fics.livejournal.com
Whatever for, pray tell? :D

Date: 2010-10-02 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nochick-fics.livejournal.com
PS: I demand Nutella fic. NOW!!!

Date: 2010-10-02 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
There is nothing wrong with having your head in the gutter, the gutter has the best porn ;D

Morals??? XD

Date: 2010-10-02 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
How can you hate something with such versitility when it comes to porn and pervy thoughts in general?? XD

I was kind of aiming for horny, making people horrified was not anywhere in mind when I wrote this ^^;

Date: 2010-10-02 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
Maybe when I've slept a little, I might try to write something short in the middle of revising, God knows it would be a welcome break >.>

Do I get a Sebastian/Roy/Byakuya fic if I do? ;D

Date: 2010-10-02 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bloody-winged.livejournal.com
Yeah, Morals XD Those things that our parents tried to push into us and that seem to get ignored just about all the time XD Lack of sleep only makes them... even less there than usually XD

Too true, too true *nods nods* I probably should look for a nice apartment down here. I'm not likely to ever go back XD

Date: 2010-10-02 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bloody-winged.livejournal.com
Do I get a Sebastian/Roy/Byakuya fic if I do? ;D

*brain went asplode* @_@
Talk about getting killed by too much hotness (not that I know how Byakuya looks like but if he's anything like the first two...*-*)

Date: 2010-10-02 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
Ah, those pesky things that tell me that I shouldn't like certain fics and that I like to ignore completely when writing smut, I remember them now, I think I misplaced them a while ago ;P

Date: 2010-10-02 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bloody-winged.livejournal.com
Exactly! XD Not that I think I have any left myself, but I seem to get worse once I lack a certain amount of sleep, so... XDDD

Date: 2010-10-02 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
My brain went aspolde too when pastrywench first mentioned it, now I can't stop thinking about it :D

Meet Byakuya Kuchiki -- http://www.graphicsdb.com/data/media/433/Kuchiki_Byakuya.jpg

Date: 2010-10-02 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bloody-winged.livejournal.com
... I think I've died and gone to heaven now *-* (not likely to happen with me, but that's what it feels like >.>)

Three damn hot men. All getting it on with each other. Oh boy... @_@

Date: 2010-10-03 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
Yay \o/ someone else to help Pastrywench and me persuade Cheryl to write it XD

I can I just add how difficult it is to type when a cat is trying to stop you!!

Date: 2010-10-03 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bloody-winged.livejournal.com
I can I just add how difficult it is to type when a cat is trying to stop you!!

XDDDD I sooo know all about that XD Wing seems to love it to just lie down on my arms, effectively pining me to the desk and leaving me with only maybe one or two fingers at best XDDD

Yay \o/ someone else to help Pastrywench and me persuade Cheryl to write it XD

I can definitely try XDDD

Date: 2010-10-03 12:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
Lucy likes to do the lying on my arms thing XD Willow on the other hand just thinks that my hand should be scratching her head, not typing on a keyboard and keeps putting her head under my hand effectively pushing it away from where I actually want it to be XD

And now I realise I need a cat icon :D

Date: 2010-10-03 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sexkitten426.livejournal.com
For those midnight chocolate cravings that strike when I'm too lazy to get out of bed.

Date: 2010-10-03 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nochick-fics.livejournal.com
Ahhh.

Not quite the answer I was expecting, lol. >.>

Date: 2010-10-03 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
I think we can all guess the answer you were expecting :P

It's probably the same one I was thinking of ;-D

Date: 2010-10-03 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sexkitten426.livejournal.com
*is curious* So, what WERE you pervs expecting?

Date: 2010-10-03 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
I plead the 5th XD

But if you use your imagination you'll probably figure it out ;-P

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