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Title: Birthday Ribbon
Pairing/Characters: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG-13 (it almost reaches NC-17, almost)
Warning: Bad design ideas, cock, swearing
Words: 1295
Summary: Ed gets Roy a birthday present but the wrapping is more fun.
A.N: This was supposed to be for Kettle’s birthday, see how much I suck ^^; Better late than never right? And C demanded cock fic to make up for my angst post so here it is. Enjoy J

Roy walked through the front door of the house to be greeted by a hideous looking gargoyle with a piece of paper in its mouth. He cringed at the sight and knew that it meant Ed had been here at some point that day. Ed really did have no taste whatsoever but that was fine, he had other attributes that helped Roy to overlook this minor flaw. His flexibility for one.

Roy ignored the monstrosity for a few moments so that he could at least fully enter his house and feel at home before he found out just what Ed had wanted with him and why he had found it necessary to leave something so almost-permanent in the middle of his hallway.

He moved to the coat pegs lining one wall of the hall and hung up his wool coat, so annoyingly heavy in the summer but during the winter such a welcome source of warmth on the chilly walks home. He kicked off his boots and stretched his arms above his head. It had been a long day, longer than it should have been thanks to Hawkeye deciding that he had to finish all the paperwork before leaving for home.

Did the woman not know it was Friday? And it was his birthday tomorrow, she could have let him off this once. He heard a few pops as his back stretched and he lamented the fact that he was getting old. He didn’t even want to think about how old he was turning tomorrow.

He turned back around and seeing the gargoyle again decided he really should see what Ed had wanted, probably just letting him know that he’d gone out with Al again to enjoy their youth. There were days Roy wondered why Ed was even with an old man like him but he wasn’t going to question it too much, he would just enjoy it while he could, until Ed realised that he could have someone younger and better and left him behind which was something Roy himself should be encouraging the younger man to do.

He walked over to the concrete thing stood looking grim in his home and removed the piece of paper from its mouth, walking past it and towards the kitchen as soon as he had done so. He walked straight up to the kettle and, placing the piece of paper on the counter, filled it up with water and placed it on the stove. Looking around for matches, because he had learnt his lesson from the last time he had tried to light it using his alchemy and had nearly set the entire kitchen on fire, he glanced at the paper he had put down and one word caught his eye.

He stopped looking for the matches and focused instead on just the piece of paper.

Bastard

Thought I’d stop by what with tomorrow being your birthday and all but you weren’t here. Where the fuck are you? Aren’t you supposed to be home by 5? Don’t you know it’s the damn weekend?

Anyway, I got you a present. I was going to give it to you at midnight so that it was officially your birthday but I got bored and there was no food in your house so I left it on your bed instead. I hope you like it, it seems like something you should like. I’m going out with Al tonight so I’ll see you in the morning, unless of course I decide to stop by later on for some drunk sex.

Happy Birthday and all that shit

Roy was stunned, not only at the fact that Ed wrote the exact same way he spoke but that he had got Roy a present. But then there was a first for everything and that meant that there had to be a first for Ed being nice and this must be that first. He really wanted to know what the present was but at the same time he didn’t want to seem eager, even if it was only himself that would notice. Deciding that he really didn’t care if he seemed eager or not he moved as fast as he could to the stairs and climbed them two at a time wondering what exactly it was that Ed thought he should like.

He was getting closer to his room and as he did he swore he could hear faint sounds, like someone was grumbling. Slightly more cautious now he stood outside his door and took a deep breath, pulling his glove on as he did. Slowly he reached out and twisted the door knob, pushing the door open once it had turned enough for the latch to give.

He could see light coming from the room as the door swung open with a slight creak, he really should oil that hinge, and he smirked at the sight that sat before him once the door was fully opened.

On the bed sat a very naked Ed wearing only a ribbon, he had a book in his hands and he was grumbling under his breath as he looked at Roy stood in the now open doorway.

“What took you so damn long?”

“Hmm” Roy didn’t really know if he could speak right then, he was a bit confused that Ed was there and a bit distracted by the fact that Ed was naked but then that would distract even the purest of celibates.

“What took you so long to get home? I’ve been out for food and everything.” Ed put down the book and looked at Roy with what the older man assumed was supposed to be a scathing look but didn’t quite work as well as it would have if Ed had been clothed.

“Hawkeye made me work late.” It was all Roy’s brain could make himself say.

“Why are you just stood there?” Roy’s body moved as if suddenly being pulled along by a string.

“Your note said you’d gone with Al.”

“Yeah, I changed my mind.” Roy was starting to get his wits back and as he neared the bed he began shedding clothes too, after all he had decidedly too many on compared to Ed. “Plus I decided that the present I left wasn’t as good as it should be.” Roy noticed Ed smirk and that and it made him just a little curious.

“So what was the present then?” Ed’s eyes drifted briefly down to the ribbon tied on his body and then back up to Roy’s face.

“You’re gift is the ribbon, I just decided that the packaging wasn’t good enough so came back to make it look better.” Roy looked at the Ribbon wrapped around Ed’s cock, a cock he hoped would soon be hard and in his mouth. He shed the shirt that he had been wearing and sat next to Ed on the bed now wearing only the lower half of his uniform.

“You thought I should like the ribbon?”

“Yeah.”

“Why?”

“Because it comes in useful when you want to wrap tricky presents.” Ed leered at Roy and moved a little closer. “Aren’t you going to take your gift from me and then I suggest you play with the packaging a bit, it’s always more fun than the actual present and I can promise you that.”

Roy reached forward and pulled at one end of the ribbon watching it slid over Ed’s skin and hearing the soft moan that the action pulled from the blond. He smiled and leant in for a quick kiss before pulling back again.

“The packaging is always more fun to play with Ed, every kids knows that.”

Ed smiled before pulling Roy in for another kiss, the birthday celebrations were starting early.