baroqueangel | Meme - 'cos I'm bored. (Reply)

I found this on Devart a while ago and I saved it to fill in anytime I was bored and needed a break from writing or needed inspiration. I could really use the inspiration because I have a slight case of writer's block so here comes the meme. There is another one too somewhere on my comp that's a bit like this so there may be another useless post in the not too distant future. I shall warn you that not all of the characters are from the same fandom, I like to mix things up, it keeps the world interesting XD

First you pick 10 characters from manga/anime/games/books/etc.

**DO NOT LOOK AHEAD AT THE QUESTIONS! IT WILL RUIN THE QUIZ!**

Roy Mustang - FMA
Edward Elric - FMA
Ichigo Kurosaki - Bleach
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez - Bleach
Kai Hiwatari - Beyblade
Tyson Granger - Beyblade
Ishida Uryuu - Bleach
Alphonse Elric - FMA
Jean Havoc - FMA
Hitsugaya Toushirou - Bleach

Now, based on the list above, answer the following questions.
What would you do if:

1. Number 5 (Kai Hiwatari) was stranded on the toilet because he/she was out of paper?
Giggle maniacally and make him beg me to get some more for him. Before giving him it I would then bribe him, he would have to tongue Tyson for my pleasure and after giving him it – run like Hell.

2. You came home one day and found Number 3 (Ichigo Kurosaki) and Number 7 (Ishida Uryuu) in your house, both drunk out of their minds?
Plant the suggestion in their heads that there is a nice big bed upstairs, why don’t they use it and then sit back and enjoy the free porn with plenty of tissues on hand for the soon to be gushing nose bleeds.

3. Number 8 (Alphonse Elric) offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?
Hug him and thank him and trust him completely to get the job done because with or without alchemy, Alphonse is definitely someone you want around to help with the house work. Plus there is always the gratuitous staring you can do while he’s on his hands and knees. Just think builders crack, you wouldn’t mind looking at his.

4. Number 2 (Edward Elric) showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day?
Offer to help him in all his classes just in case he needs to know a students name or something and to protect the kids from his angry outbursts when they refer to him as the squirrel’s little brother (reference to my boss, our head. He is the shortest man I know that isn’t a dwarf). Plus there is always the chance of him covering PE, in shorts *nosebleed*.

5. You accidentally saw Number 10 (Hitsugaya Toushirou) wearing nothing but a small, purple speedo?
I think I would die from blood loss. Purple would definitely suit him XD Not sure if the speedo would though. Plus he’d probably be bright red from blushing :P

6. Number 3 (Ichigo Kurosaki) insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?
He can drive?? Would I trust him driving?? Not a chance!! He may be a good fighter but you really don’t want him crashing a car every time he leaves his body to chase a hollow.

7. Number 9 (Jean Havoc) killed Number 4 (Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez) right in front of you?
I’m not sure Havoc’s that good. I honestly don’t know what I’d do. I think I’d be in shock, probably cry over Grimm’s death but I’d more than likely be staring at Havoc adoringly so I doubt I would notice Grimm dying at all. Ahh Havoc.

Would you allow:

1. Number 6 (Tyson) to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?
Erm…no! Tyson’s ideas of home decoration are not something I want to learn a lot about. The idea actually frightens me, my Kai muse is sat in the corner shivering.

2. Number 1 (Roy) to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?
How does Hell No sound? He may be damn good with fire but I wouldn’t let him near a drill if my life depended on it.

3. Number 10 (Toushirou) and Number 5 (Kai) to be left alone in your house or apartment unsupervised for an entire weekend?
I wouldn’t have a home left when I got back. They can both be pretty stubborn and they’d probably end up tearing down the house with a Beyblade versus Zanpaktou match.

4. Number 8 (Al) to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?
Ok, the visuals are…interesting XD It could be…different…sort of.

5. Number 2 (Ed) to try to fix your computer when it's messed up?
That Hell No phrase is back. Unless he’s planning on hiring Fuery to fix it, there’s no chance he’s going nears the computer that holds all my stories.

6. Number 4 (Grimmjow) to set you up on a date with Number 9 (Havoc)?
YES PLEASE!!!! I’d probably end up spending the night just staring at Havoc and drooling, or attempting to jump him, constantly ;P

7. Number 1 (Roy) and Number 3 (Ichigo) to operate heavy machinery together?
I think I’d worry about both of them. Roy tends to fall asleep and I’m not too sure about his driving skills, he’d probably just get Riza or Havoc to drive it for him but can Ichigo even drive? Is he legal to drive? Who’s he aiming it at?

Relationship Section:

1. Number 5 (Kai) asks Number 2 (Ed) out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say?
First I’d laugh, point out that neither Tyson nor Roy will be happy and then run before either gets the chance to maim me.

2. Number 7 (Ishida) asks you to a dance. Do you accept?
Probably not, it could be a little embarrassing considering he can more than likely dance more lady like than I can.

3. Number 8 (Al) and Number 9 (Havoc) are fighting over you. What happens now?
I politely tell Al that he is just not my type and I love him more like a brother then point him in the direction of some of my Al fan friends. Then I’d jump Havoc’s bones ;P

4. Number 1 (Roy) tries to kiss you. What do you do?
Enjoy it?!?!? Enjoy it a lot and push back the thought of how much pain I’ll be in when Ed and his automail catch me.

5. Number 3 (Ichigo) confesses his secret love for Number 5 (Kai) . What do you think of this?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *gigglesnort*

6. Number 6 (Tyson) is cheating on Number 7 (Ishida) with Number 3 (Ichigo), and you find out about it. What do you do?
Start by thinking that that would make a lot more sense if it was Ishida cheating on Tyson and then wonder if it’s blue or orange on top followed by lots of pervy thoughts.

7. Number 4 (Grimmjow) proposes to you. Your reaction?
YES! YES! YES! Jump him and then ask for a Havoc sized wedding gift ^_~

Random Nonsense:

1. What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was Number 1 (Roy) doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 AM!?
Ed locked him out for shouting out the wrong name during their rather loud and obnoxious love making session. It wasn’t really Roy’s fault, the sudden camera flash and the sight of Maes in the window would be enough for anyone to scream his name, very loudly. Al had passed him the towel and told him that Ed wouldn’t unlock the door until he sang something suitably embarrassing and even then, it wasn’t guaranteed.

2. What if Number 2 (Ed) tied Number 4 (Grimmjow) to a flagpole and threw shoes at him until he cried?
I have no answer to this and I defy anyone to try and come up with a suitable explanation. The visual of a tied up Grimm makes my brain melt, the things I could do to him…Release form Grimm…escapes…hot, sweaty fight…emotional overload…leads to…me dying with a smile.

3. ...and then Number 8 (Al) and Number 5 (Kai) danced around the table naked. Your reaction upon seeing this?
*Nosebleed* OMFG, I must be in Heaven. Can I keep them? @_@

4. Number 10 (Toushirou) has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens now?
Party? Pyrotechnics may make cool special effects but combining them with Toushirou’s Hyourinmaru would be epic. Fire and Ice for the win.

5. Would You tell Number 9 (Havoc) to "WOO! TAKE IT ALL OFF!"...?
YES!!! Oh God yes! Although I might actually die of blood loss before he reaches the complete full monty. Either that or die from slipping in a puddle of my own drool and cracking my head on something…but then I could get lucky and land face down in his crotch………

6. What was Number 6 (Tyson) in prison for?
Acting like too much of an Uke!

7. What if, suddenly, Number 4 (Grimmjow) smashed through the wall of your room totally naked, posed, and shouted "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!"...?
*Dies* That’s it. I would die, but I’d die very very happy =D