Drabble - Mineya in the park
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baroqueangelTitle: Mineya in the park
Pairing/Characters: Mineya, Sacra (mentions of Johnny and Charley)
Rating: U mostly :P
Warning: Absolutely none…seriously
Words: 484
Summary: Mineya is asked to walk the dog, this can’t be a good thing.
A.N: I have been owing this to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mineya_nyan for ages (since March) It is the fic I promised her when we did the contest of setting a priest on fire. I had a sudden flash of inspiration the other morning and this happened. It’s not quite what the prompt was (Johnny and Charley aren’t away, just indisposed) but it is close…Anyway, I hope it doesn’t suck too much, Mineya is an evil character to write.
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As she walked through the gates of the dog park, Sacra at her side his leash firmly in her hand she wondered why Master Johnny never just came right out and said he wanted to seduce Master Chris. Why did he always have to send her on an errand first?
If he just told her outright she could just become a cat and go sleep somewhere, was it really necessary to get her out of the building altogether?
Last week it had been getting groceries, of course neither of them ate anything like that but Master Johnny must have forgotten that fact. Two days ago it had been shopping for battle supplies but Master Chris had all the supplies he could ever really need. She just didn’t get it. It would seem that vampires, like humans, could be very strange sometimes.
When the first dog ran towards her barking Mineya had remained calm, after jumping about a foot in the air first of course. Sacra stepped in and dutifully growled to warn the beast off and its owner came over and placed it on a leash but not before looking at Sacra like he was the one at fault.
Mineya shrugged, humans didn’t understand dog and therefore didn’t realise that the other beast had been the aggressor. Never mind, most humans were idiots anyway.
By the tenth dog however Mineya had realised that all humans were idiots. She thought that maybe some of them could be slightly intelligent but obviously she had been wrong. Very wrong! Poor Sacra had been getting such looks from these moronic humans and he was only trying to defend her.
Finally she had had enough, they had been walking for a while now, time to go back. Surely Master Johnny had got into Master Chris’s pants by now.
As they began walking towards the front gates to escape this dog infested green space another of the annoying beasts bounded towards her jumping straight over Sacra to land on Mineya, pushing her to the floor and getting muddy paw prints all over her clean white apron.
That was it! While under the dog she transformed back into her cat form, making sure to stab her claws into the overly heavy beast as she did, digging them as deep as she could get them. The dog yelped and, in a very confused state because it was sure it had landed on a human shaped thing, ran off to find its stupid owner.
Mineya hissed after it for good measure, Sacra staring at her like only the dog could. Mineya looked at Sacra, almost daring him to say anything before picking up his leash in her mouth and jumping onto his back.
As they left the park she couldn’t believe the looks they were getting. Honestly, hadn’t these idiot humans ever seen a cat in a maids outfit walking a dog before?
Pairing/Characters: Mineya, Sacra (mentions of Johnny and Charley)
Rating: U mostly :P
Warning: Absolutely none…seriously
Words: 484
Summary: Mineya is asked to walk the dog, this can’t be a good thing.
A.N: I have been owing this to
mineya_nyan for ages (since March) It is the fic I promised her when we did the contest of setting a priest on fire. I had a sudden flash of inspiration the other morning and this happened. It’s not quite what the prompt was (Johnny and Charley aren’t away, just indisposed) but it is close…Anyway, I hope it doesn’t suck too much, Mineya is an evil character to write.~~~~~
As she walked through the gates of the dog park, Sacra at her side his leash firmly in her hand she wondered why Master Johnny never just came right out and said he wanted to seduce Master Chris. Why did he always have to send her on an errand first?
If he just told her outright she could just become a cat and go sleep somewhere, was it really necessary to get her out of the building altogether?
Last week it had been getting groceries, of course neither of them ate anything like that but Master Johnny must have forgotten that fact. Two days ago it had been shopping for battle supplies but Master Chris had all the supplies he could ever really need. She just didn’t get it. It would seem that vampires, like humans, could be very strange sometimes.
When the first dog ran towards her barking Mineya had remained calm, after jumping about a foot in the air first of course. Sacra stepped in and dutifully growled to warn the beast off and its owner came over and placed it on a leash but not before looking at Sacra like he was the one at fault.
Mineya shrugged, humans didn’t understand dog and therefore didn’t realise that the other beast had been the aggressor. Never mind, most humans were idiots anyway.
By the tenth dog however Mineya had realised that all humans were idiots. She thought that maybe some of them could be slightly intelligent but obviously she had been wrong. Very wrong! Poor Sacra had been getting such looks from these moronic humans and he was only trying to defend her.
Finally she had had enough, they had been walking for a while now, time to go back. Surely Master Johnny had got into Master Chris’s pants by now.
As they began walking towards the front gates to escape this dog infested green space another of the annoying beasts bounded towards her jumping straight over Sacra to land on Mineya, pushing her to the floor and getting muddy paw prints all over her clean white apron.
That was it! While under the dog she transformed back into her cat form, making sure to stab her claws into the overly heavy beast as she did, digging them as deep as she could get them. The dog yelped and, in a very confused state because it was sure it had landed on a human shaped thing, ran off to find its stupid owner.
Mineya hissed after it for good measure, Sacra staring at her like only the dog could. Mineya looked at Sacra, almost daring him to say anything before picking up his leash in her mouth and jumping onto his back.
As they left the park she couldn’t believe the looks they were getting. Honestly, hadn’t these idiot humans ever seen a cat in a maids outfit walking a dog before?
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I nearly snorted iced tea out my nose!
Date: 2012-10-21 06:47 pm (UTC)I rate this five giggle snorts and a darn near drowning from laughing! I was immagining Mineya's very dead pan voice for the inner dialogue. And of course the owners wouldn't understand why their dogs were going after the 'cat'! LOL!
Thank you! ^_^V
Of course when she gets home, there will be hastily arranged clothing and pretenses of nothing in particular having been happening. >.> So just to be mean, she'll decided it's a good day to strip the bed.
Re: I nearly snorted iced tea out my nose!
Date: 2012-10-21 07:25 pm (UTC)And that was the exact icon I was thinking of for that last line :D
I can just imagine the looks Johnny and Chris will share when she announces that she will be changing the sheets today :P
Re: I nearly snorted iced tea out my nose!
Date: 2012-10-22 02:05 am (UTC)Poor Mineya!
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