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OMG, it's fic!! Cracked Pairings 2
Title: Cracked pairings (Round 2)
Pairing/Characters: Roy Mustang, Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Jean Havoc, Kain Fuery, Maes Hughes, Renji Abarai, Byakuya Kuchiki, Kenpachi Zaraki, Ichigo Kurosaki, Jin, Mugen, Soubi Agatsuma, Sebastian Michaelis, Kyoya Ohtori, and Johnny Rayflo.
Rating: Umm, I suppose NC-17, maybe >_>
Warning: Abuse of italics, insanity, crack, crossover, more insanity, mentions of toys, bondage…
Words: 4625 (give or take a few)
Summary: The contest continues…
A.N: Sorry. I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean for this to take me so long to get to but hey ho, I’m here now, continuing the insanity that you all know me for. If there are any glaring mistakes that I've missed, feel free to let me know. (I may add in a proper commercial break at a later date but that depends on if I can find a suitable ad to use) Otherwise, where were we?
Find the first round here! (you might need to refresh your memories)
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Hello and welcome everyone to these long overdue (really long overdue) quarter finals of our Crazy Pairings contest. It took longer than expected for our judges and contestants to recuperate (and for the lazy ass author to finally get around to writing more).
“We were starting to wonder if you’d died or something.”
“No Mugen, I didn’t die.”
“What was yer excuse then?”
“I don’t have one.”
Anyway, where were we before I was so rudely interrupted? *glares at Mugen* Ah yes, the beginning. I am, of course, your host for the duration, Angel, back and raring to go for what should be a spectacular second round of action. We have our nine contestants waiting in private rooms and as soon as Mugen stops asking annoying questions from the audience we can move on.
There have been a few, should we call them technical difficulties, with the contestants meaning that sibling rivalry reared its ugly head when Ed found out that Al was paired with Roy and Al found out Ed was paired with a ‘sexy ass demon’ I do believe was the exact quote. This rivalry came to a sudden and spectacular end when a discussion was raised about the removal of gloves using teeth and what effects it could have on a person and if it was a good tactical move for either of the Elrics to make against their glove loving opponents or if it would just lead to said opponents pulling the same trick and if that trick could be enough to make the Elric brothers (along with millions of fangirls) explode. At that point your host had to go take a cold shower lest she overhear something worse that could cause her to postpone the competition any longer than it already has been.
Anyway, back to the point of all this. What kind of show do we have for you today?
As you can see from the match ups, we are in for quite the show. Not only do we have three fantastic pairings, we also have a threesome thanks to Maes and Jin’s inability to produce a clear winner. Can Johnny handle two opponents? Can Jin and Maes handle Johnny? I guess we shall find out shortly.
While we wait for the bed to be made and the first two contestants to arrive I’ll run through the rules, which I’m sure you all remember from last time (or not considering how long ago last time was). However, after some rather…creative?... methods were used in the previous round we have had to add a few, slightly more specific, rules to the contest.
- There is to be NO outside interference! This means that use of the Black Onion Squad is strictly prohibited as well as anyone else contestants were planning on bringing in. (And to be fair, some of the squad's members haven’t been seen since they wandered off with Kain Fuery to that private room, although we do hear the occasional moan coming through the door, as well as the occasional thwaping sound).
- Toys ARE allowed, however safe words have been given to all pairings and should any contestant fail to stop once the safe word is used, they shall be immediately removed from the game. (It should be noted that Kyoya looked a little too disappointed at the mention of safe words so the general consensus is that Havoc is in a serious amount of trouble).
- NO weapons! Although with Kenpachi out of the contest we feel that this rule may be unnecessary.
- NO cameras!! And NO photographs!! Especially not during the round itself. It is highly inappropriate to bring pictures of your child to a contest like this and a certain FMA character has been thoroughly checked before being allowed on the premises.
- And of course, the biggest rule of all, first to come loses!
Okay, the bed appears to be ready and the first two contestants are all set to go. Let’s begin the show.
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First up we have Roy Mustang and Alphonse Elric of FMA fame. It will be interesting to see where this match goes, especially considering Roy is sleeping with Al’s older brother. Will Roy be able to ignore his guilty conscience? Does he even have a conscience? Does Al know a few things about Roy that will give him the upper hand? Has Ed shown him a few tricks in preparation? (Although after witnessing Al’s previous performance this commentator doesn’t think he needs any instructions).
Roy already looks like he has this one in the bag if his smirk is anything to go by, but I don’t think we should discount Al just yet. Al seems to be pulling out the same tactic as before. He’s keeping Roy away and stripping slowly. Will the same idea work twice. It seems to be. Roy is looking decidedly fired up in the crotch area but he’s still managing to keep his cool. Al’s strip tease seems to be doing a number on our audience, a number of them have already whipped out their cocks and are stroking off to the image of the half naked teenager stood before them. We may need to rethink this idea of having a studio audience, either that or hire more cleaners because I can see this getting very messy.
Looks like Al has decided to keep his shirt on which may be a very good tactic, he looks pretty damn sexy like that. Roy must agree because he is looking very much like he wants to jump Al and fuck him into the mattress. Al is smiling, he thinks he’s got the upper hand but I’m not so sure Roy would agree. Al’s changing it up a little, he’s sitting on Roy’s lap and dear God how is that man still looking so cool with a half naked Elric rubbing up against him like that?
Wait, something’s happening, could it be? Yes, it is! Al’s going in for the kill shot, he’s slicking up his own fingers to start his final move, the self-preparation. There goes the lifting of the hips and the rubbing of his hole and in goes the finger! This might actually be the end of Roy, he’s starting to look a little red in the face and who can blame him considering Al has a hand on Roy’s cock and a finger up his own ass and just when did Al release Roy’s cock anyway?
Hang on, something’s happening, I think Roy’s ready to make his move, yes, he is! He’s lifting Al up, he’s throwing him on the bed and he’s using Al’s own finger to fuck the teen. He has grabbed hold of Al’s hand and is forcing his finger to move deeper and faster, encouraging another one to enter too. This could be it folks. I don’t think Al was expecting this at all. Roy’s free hand is being put to good use jerking off his opponent. Al looks like he’s losing it. Roy’s added his own fingers to the party. Three fingers in, only two of them belonging to Al, thrusting again and again and again. The moans are coming thick and fast. Al can’t keep up, his free hand is fisting in the sheets. Roy’s stroking him in rhythm. There’s the arching back, Roy must have found the right spot. The screams, the cries, the begging for more. Roy goes in for the kill, the kiss of death and oh boy what a kiss that is.
And it’s all over folks, Al has blown his load all over Roy’s hand. And Roy is licking it off… Okay, we’re going to go to a quick commercial break while we get the place cleaned up (and maybe evict the studio audience or the place won’t stay clean for too long) and carry Al off to a room where he can recover.
“Have I got time to visit Ed before his match?”
“Is that wise considering who his match is against?”
“Can he go next so that I don’t have to wait too long?”
“I’ll see what I can do.”
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Okay, so, welcome back to the second match of this round. We have emptied the room of the studio audience and fired the person that thought it might be a good idea to bring one in and have changed up the running order a little because we thought that it would be nice to do that and not because a certain colonel whispered certain… things… in the commentator’s ear…*Blushes*
So, up next we now have the match between Edward Elric from FMA and Sebastian Michaelis from Kuroshitsuji. The contestants are just about ready and when they are we’ll be off.
“May we begin now?”
“What’s your hurry, Sebastian?”
“I have had a request that I get this over with quickly, apparently young Major Elric has another appointment to keep.”
“I do?”
“Your commanding officer was quite adamant about that.”
“Quite adamant about what? Huh?”
Anyway, let’s get on with the match shall we? Looks like Ed is taking an early lead, he’s heading straight for Sebastian and he looks like he means business. The demon looks unimpressed so far. Ed’s not holding anything back, he’s really trying his best, maybe someone should give him a few tips on what it means to be sexy. *Ed turns to glare at the poor commentator* and maybe I should shut up before I end up with an injury.
Looks like Sebastian has decided to take over and is gently pushing Ed back towards the bed. Ed looks confused but then, that really isn’t all that hard and I think I’m very lucky that Ed is preoccupied right now what with the hand currently rubbing over his crotch.
Sebastian has Ed sat on the bed, he’s leaning in for the kiss and wow! That is some serious tongue action going on there. It looks like Ed is struggling to keep his cool and who can blame him. I bet Sebastian is one hell of a kisser.
The demon is pulling back, Ed’s mouth is trying to follow but Sebastian is pushing him away with one hand, he’s taking his glove off of the other hand, with his teeth, slowly. Did Ed’s trousers just twitch? (And there we have our proof that Sebastian removing a glove with his teeth really is the undoing of millions of fangirls as well as one Elric). Not that I can blame him, I think this commentator may need to change her panties before the next round.
One glove off and one glove on, I think fangirls have been having dreams like this since the show first came out. The ungloved hand is sliding down to Ed’s crotch, I can hear a zip being pulled down and there it is, Ed’s cock finally free of its constraints. It’s kind of hypnotic, watching it bob up and down like that.
And what’s this? Sebastian isn’t going to use his hand, he’s kneeling down in front of Ed, is he doing what we think he’s doing? Yes, yes he is! He’s licking a trail up Ed’s cock while holding it with his ungloved hand. His other hand appears to be busy batting Ed’s hands away and sliding up under the alchemist’s top.
Sebastian is really going to town on Ed’s cock. He’s licking and sucking and swallowing it all down, that demon really does have no gag reflex. Ed looks almost done, this really was a one sided match-up, Ed was never really in the running. Is that humming I can hear? I do believe it is. Sebastian is humming while sucking on Ed and Ed is throwing back his head and screaming and moaning and could this be it? Yes!
Ed is coming and Sebastian is pulling back and to see that face coated with come I think I may need a moment to gather myself…
*A few or ten minutes later*
Well then, after that wonderful bukake moment that had some of the production staff fighting for time in the toilets, we have a clear winner. Sebastian moves on to the next round, um…
“Where is Ed?”
“Colonel Mustang came and collected him while you were refreshing yourself.”
“And Ed didn’t complain?”
“The major was unable to communicate at the time. It seems I may have gone a little too far with my ministrations, next time I shall hold back, just slightly, so as not to break any of the other participants.”
“That would be appreciated.”
“Well then, I trust I am done until the next round?”
“Uh, yeah.”
“Then I shall go and tend to my Lord.”
*Watches Sebastian leave while wondering just what he meant by breaking the other participants*
Up next, we have another blond FMA star up against a calculating Ouran star. Don’t go too far folks, you won’t want to miss this.
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Welcome back to the third match of this round. For your pleasure we have Jean Havoc of FMA fame matched up against Kyoya Ohtori of the Ouran host club. Now you will remember (or not because how can anyone remember that far back?) that during Kyoya’s last match he employed the skills of his Black Onion squad, this time around we have expressly forbidden the use of outside forces so it will be interesting to see if he is capable of winning without help. And the confident look on his face tells me he may well be in with a chance.
Havoc is looking nervous, remember he didn’t actually have to compete last time thanks to Kenpachi walking out so this is his first time really competing. Does he have any tricks to use? Does he know what he’s up against? Is he going to surprise us?
And they’re off. Havoc is wrapping his arms around Kyoya’s waist, is he going to try the tender approach? It would be the first time we’ve seen this kind of approach in any of the matches. He’s pulling the younger man closer, kissing him gently. It may not be one of the deep kisses we’ve seen from other contestants however this commentator can tell you she wouldn’t push him away if he did that to her. *stares longingly at Havoc’s lips*
Ahem, sorry about that. Havoc is running his hands up Kyoya’s sides, lifting his top. He is definitely going for the long-time lover attack but I don’t think he’s having much luck with Kyoya. The student is looking rather bored but he still isn’t making a move to do anything different.
Havoc is moving them backwards to the bed, he’s pushing Kyoya down on the edge and is kneeling over him, still the kiss continues.
*5 minutes later*
Kyoya’s clothes are nearly off, Havoc is taking his time, removing them piece by, kissing trails up the younger man’s arms and down his legs. He’s being very loving and at any other time I’m sure this would be an amazing night of passion and love but right now, even your commentator is becoming bored. After all the matches I’ve witnessed this is the sweetest but least interesting of them all (except of course for the non-matches and the Maes and Jin pairing).
Havoc is trying so hard to make this a pleasurable and wonderful experience for his young partner but I think said partner is about to take control. A look just passed over Kyoya’s face and I’m pretty sure that it’s the same look a shark gets when it spies dinner.
“Are you quite finished?”
*Havoc looks up at Kyoya from his position on the floor kissing Kyoya’s feet* “Yes” *Looking so very dejected*
“Then I shall begin.” *A man walks on carrying a box*
“Um, Kyoya, you were told you weren’t allowed help.”
“Oh, don’t worry, he’s not staying. He’s just carrying the box in for me, it was too heavy for me to carry and I wanted to see just want Mr Havoc was capable of before I took charge.”
“Well, I suppose that’s okay.”
*Box is place on the floor next to Havoc, who peers in and looks confused, before the man leaves. Kyoya stands and picks up something from the box, it starts to vibrate.*
“What’s that for?”
“You remind me of Tamaki back when we first met. He was innocent too.”
I’m not sure that smile on Kyoya’s face is a good thing and just what is he going to do to Havoc? He’s pulling the older man to his feet. He’s turning him around, pushing him down on the bed. I’ve never seen anyone strip someone quite that fast before.
The young teen is definitely not wasting any time. He’s already got Havoc up and leaking and on goes the cock ring. I think it may be safe to say that Havoc is indeed in trouble. The poor man never knew what hit him. And I’m pretty sure that that needs to be illegal. What that boy is doing with his tongue should not be allowed, where did he learn to do that? Havoc is moaning and screaming and begging for the ring to come off but Kyoya is ignoring all the pleas and is letting his tongue and mouth torment the poor FMA star.
And there are the lubed up fingers, I don’t think I’ve ever heard a man beg so much. He is desperate to come but Kyoya is hearing none of it as he stretches Havoc out and considering the size of some of the teen’s toys I would hope he is stretching Havoc well. Two fingers, no, three fingers in and Havoc is dripping and moaning and Kyoya is still sucking away and wait, one hand is reaching in to the box and pulling out an…
Oh my God! What is that thing? It’s huge. I’m not sure that is even going to fit where Kyoya wants to put it. Kyoya has pulled away, he’s stopped sucking and fingering and he has left Havoc gasping on the bed while he lubes up what can only be described as a big black behemoth of a vibrator. He’s rubbing it against Havoc, he’s pushing it in, Havoc is taking it, he’s gasping and panting and begging to be filled and whoa, that was unexpected! Kyoya pushed it in in one quick flick of the wrist and Havoc is arching off the bed and he’s struggling to breathe.
I think this one is done folks, only thing left is the finish. But wait, what’s this. Kyoya hasn’t turned on the vibrator, he’s wiping off his fingers and then coating them in fresh lube, oh wow. He is. He’s doing the self-preparation thing that Al is so good at. He’s making sure to tell Havoc what he’s doing, making him watch as he prepares himself. He’s not taking a lot of time to do it, apparently our little host likes it a little rough. He’s drizzling lube over Havoc’s straining cock, pulling off the cock ring, and straddling him. He needs to be quick because I don’t think Havoc’s going to last much longer given everything he has been through already.
And there’s the drop! Kyoya has impaled himself on Havoc’s length and is riding that man like a horse. He’s leaning back, turning on the vibrator, setting it to medium… and it’s all over folks. With a scream torn from his throat and a spasm running through his body, Havoc is emptying himself into Kyoya and the boy is still riding him. He’s milking that man for all he’s worth, turning up the speed on the big black vibrator as Havoc is riding the wave of ecstasy.
“Um, Kyoya, you’ve won, the match is finished.”
“Give me a few minutes, I shall be finished shortly.”
Okay…
Well, we’re going to leave them to it for a little while as I don’t think we could stop Kyoya now if we tried and we’ll be back soon for the final match of this round, our first (and hopefully only) threesome.
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Okay and we’re back, a little later than we had planned owing to the last match going on a little longer than it was supposed to (they were at it for a whole other hour, Kyoya finally coming once, Havoc a few more times than that) but still, we’re back.
Welcome to the final match of this round between Maes Hughes from FMA (who has been banned from bringing his camera and photos anywhere near the studio), Jin from Samurai Champloo (which the commentator should really watch again soon because she’s not sure she remembers how to write Jin not that it really matters for the porny crack that is this fic), and Johnny Rayflo from Vassalord. It proves to be one of the most interesting match-ups we have throughout the whole show and should make for some entertaining… erm… entertainment.
All three men are looking at each other a little warily, not sure which of the others is going to make the first move. Maes looks like he’s reaching into his pocket but he’s pulled out an empty hand, it was probably a good idea to search him before the match or I think we’d be looking at pictures of a certain little girl right now. Jin is looking confused (and rather upset that we have confiscated his sword but then we didn’t think we’d be able to stop him from beheading Maes this time) as to what it is he should be doing. Johnny is looking… predatory. He’s sizing up the other contestants, and now he’s smirking. This cannot be a good sign for the other two men.
And it isn’t. Johnny’s on the move. He’s wasting no time at all in attacking Jin. Clothes are flying everywhere and Maes is looking just as confused as I’m guessing Jin feels as he watches the show. Johnny’s hands are roaming over skin, through hair, into places that have probably only ever been visited by Mugen. Jin is gasping and moaning and trying to push Johnny away but Johnny can be quite strong when he wants to be and he’s not budging at all. He’s flicking that forked tongue of his over Jin’s nipples and pushing his fingers deeper inside the long-haired man as he strokes Jin’s cock with his free hand.
Maes seems to have come out of whatever trance he was in as he’s now come up behind the samurai and is kissing the back of his neck, one of his hands running down the man’s chest to tweak the nipple not currently being sucked by the vampire. Jin is looking close to losing but wait, what is Johnny up to? He’s pulling away from Jin, removing his fingers and is moving back to allow Maes to come forward and take over. Now this is the match we were hoping for last time between these two. It seems all we needed was a catalyst and Johnny makes for a very good catalyst.
Maes is reaching down and is stroking Jin’s cock. Jin’s head is back, he’s searching out Maes’s lips and finding them. The kiss is deep, tongues are in full use. Johnny’s coming up behind Maes, looks like he’s going to help the man undress so that he doesn’t have to pull away from Jin. I can see shivering as Johnny somehow manages to glide his fingers over Maes’s skin while removing his clothes. Johnny really is a master at this.
And the lube is out. Maes is using a pretty generous amount to stretch out Jin and make him ready, it shouldn’t take much considering Johnny already started the process, Jin is squirming more and more by the second. I think if Maes doesn’t hurry up and fuck him Jin may just come from the fingers alone. I would assume that Mugen doesn’t take so long with the foreplay, it would explain why Jin is looking all kinds of lost right now. It may also be a good thing that the audience, with Mugen in the front row, was removed. If he had seen what this man and this vampire were doing to his sparing partner there may have been blood (along with the other bodily fluids) on the floor.
It looks like Maes has finished with the preparation, Johnny is helping out again by smearing lube over Maes’s straining erection. Maes is pushing Jin down onto his hands and knees, he’s coming up behind him. He’s starting the breach. Slowly, inch by inch. And he’s fully in! Finally, it only took two rounds, but Maes and Jin are finally fucking.
Maes isn’t holding back (makes you wonder who he practiced his skills on), he seems determined to fuck Jin into oblivion (must have some pent up frustration there or something). And what’s this? Johnny’s coming up behind him, still fully clothed I might add which seems all kinds of wrong to this commentator, just what is the vampire planning?
He’s running his hand down Maes’s back, he’s cupping his backside, running his finger over Maes’s entrance and I swear it just twitched. He seems to be having an effect on the man, Maes seems to be thrusting harder than before and Jin is pretty much mewling in response to the sound fucking he is receiving. Johnny’s leaning forward, he’s running his tongue over Maes’s arse cheeks. Is he going to do it? Yes he is! His tongue has entered the other man!
He seems to be doing something rather good with that fascinating tongue of his. It makes me wonder just what a forked tongue like his could do to a person when used in certain ways. It seems to be doing something wonderful for Maes too who is now moaning just as much, if not as loudly, as Jin. Johnny’s tongue is thrusting in and out and one of his hands has managed to snake forward and grab onto Jin’s rather large but neglected cock. His tongue thrusting in and out, his hand pumping up and down, it’s mesmerising.
Maes is beginning to lose his rhythm, it looks like it could be time. Jin is panting, he must be close by now. And yes, there it is, the first streams of white coming from Jin’s cock, it’s coating the sheets and Johnny’s hand. And there’s the twitch and seize movement that signals Maes coming too, inside Jin, which I imagine he will not be pleased about. I would guess that as soon as he’s able to stand up properly, and he gets his sword back , Maes may be in trouble. For now, they seem to be content just collapsed there on the bed. And as this is the last match of the day I don’t see why we can’t leave them there a while.
Johnny, who looks very together in view of what has just happened and considering that none of the stage crew, or myself, are all that together right now, is the winner and moves on to the next round.
“Johnny, where you going?” *Shouts after Johnny as he wanders away*
“I’m off to find my Cherry. I think it’s time for a feeding.”
And on that note I shall sign off. Thank you for waiting for the second round of this contest, I hope it won’t be too long before round three where we shall see if Kyoya can hold his own against Roy or if the young teen may have finally met his match and if the vampire or the demon will come out on top.
Have a happy and horny day watchers, and remember, if you didn’t laugh you’re probably already dead!
Pairing/Characters: Roy Mustang, Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Jean Havoc, Kain Fuery, Maes Hughes, Renji Abarai, Byakuya Kuchiki, Kenpachi Zaraki, Ichigo Kurosaki, Jin, Mugen, Soubi Agatsuma, Sebastian Michaelis, Kyoya Ohtori, and Johnny Rayflo.
Rating: Umm, I suppose NC-17, maybe >_>
Warning: Abuse of italics, insanity, crack, crossover, more insanity, mentions of toys, bondage…
Words: 4625 (give or take a few)
Summary: The contest continues…
A.N: Sorry. I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean for this to take me so long to get to but hey ho, I’m here now, continuing the insanity that you all know me for. If there are any glaring mistakes that I've missed, feel free to let me know. (I may add in a proper commercial break at a later date but that depends on if I can find a suitable ad to use) Otherwise, where were we?
Find the first round here! (you might need to refresh your memories)
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Hello and welcome everyone to these long overdue (really long overdue) quarter finals of our Crazy Pairings contest. It took longer than expected for our judges and contestants to recuperate (and for the lazy ass author to finally get around to writing more).
“We were starting to wonder if you’d died or something.”
“No Mugen, I didn’t die.”
“What was yer excuse then?”
“I don’t have one.”
Anyway, where were we before I was so rudely interrupted? *glares at Mugen* Ah yes, the beginning. I am, of course, your host for the duration, Angel, back and raring to go for what should be a spectacular second round of action. We have our nine contestants waiting in private rooms and as soon as Mugen stops asking annoying questions from the audience we can move on.
There have been a few, should we call them technical difficulties, with the contestants meaning that sibling rivalry reared its ugly head when Ed found out that Al was paired with Roy and Al found out Ed was paired with a ‘sexy ass demon’ I do believe was the exact quote. This rivalry came to a sudden and spectacular end when a discussion was raised about the removal of gloves using teeth and what effects it could have on a person and if it was a good tactical move for either of the Elrics to make against their glove loving opponents or if it would just lead to said opponents pulling the same trick and if that trick could be enough to make the Elric brothers (along with millions of fangirls) explode. At that point your host had to go take a cold shower lest she overhear something worse that could cause her to postpone the competition any longer than it already has been.
Anyway, back to the point of all this. What kind of show do we have for you today?
As you can see from the match ups, we are in for quite the show. Not only do we have three fantastic pairings, we also have a threesome thanks to Maes and Jin’s inability to produce a clear winner. Can Johnny handle two opponents? Can Jin and Maes handle Johnny? I guess we shall find out shortly.
While we wait for the bed to be made and the first two contestants to arrive I’ll run through the rules, which I’m sure you all remember from last time (or not considering how long ago last time was). However, after some rather…creative?... methods were used in the previous round we have had to add a few, slightly more specific, rules to the contest.
- There is to be NO outside interference! This means that use of the Black Onion Squad is strictly prohibited as well as anyone else contestants were planning on bringing in. (And to be fair, some of the squad's members haven’t been seen since they wandered off with Kain Fuery to that private room, although we do hear the occasional moan coming through the door, as well as the occasional thwaping sound).
- Toys ARE allowed, however safe words have been given to all pairings and should any contestant fail to stop once the safe word is used, they shall be immediately removed from the game. (It should be noted that Kyoya looked a little too disappointed at the mention of safe words so the general consensus is that Havoc is in a serious amount of trouble).
- NO weapons! Although with Kenpachi out of the contest we feel that this rule may be unnecessary.
- NO cameras!! And NO photographs!! Especially not during the round itself. It is highly inappropriate to bring pictures of your child to a contest like this and a certain FMA character has been thoroughly checked before being allowed on the premises.
- And of course, the biggest rule of all, first to come loses!
Okay, the bed appears to be ready and the first two contestants are all set to go. Let’s begin the show.
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First up we have Roy Mustang and Alphonse Elric of FMA fame. It will be interesting to see where this match goes, especially considering Roy is sleeping with Al’s older brother. Will Roy be able to ignore his guilty conscience? Does he even have a conscience? Does Al know a few things about Roy that will give him the upper hand? Has Ed shown him a few tricks in preparation? (Although after witnessing Al’s previous performance this commentator doesn’t think he needs any instructions).
Roy already looks like he has this one in the bag if his smirk is anything to go by, but I don’t think we should discount Al just yet. Al seems to be pulling out the same tactic as before. He’s keeping Roy away and stripping slowly. Will the same idea work twice. It seems to be. Roy is looking decidedly fired up in the crotch area but he’s still managing to keep his cool. Al’s strip tease seems to be doing a number on our audience, a number of them have already whipped out their cocks and are stroking off to the image of the half naked teenager stood before them. We may need to rethink this idea of having a studio audience, either that or hire more cleaners because I can see this getting very messy.
Looks like Al has decided to keep his shirt on which may be a very good tactic, he looks pretty damn sexy like that. Roy must agree because he is looking very much like he wants to jump Al and fuck him into the mattress. Al is smiling, he thinks he’s got the upper hand but I’m not so sure Roy would agree. Al’s changing it up a little, he’s sitting on Roy’s lap and dear God how is that man still looking so cool with a half naked Elric rubbing up against him like that?
Wait, something’s happening, could it be? Yes, it is! Al’s going in for the kill shot, he’s slicking up his own fingers to start his final move, the self-preparation. There goes the lifting of the hips and the rubbing of his hole and in goes the finger! This might actually be the end of Roy, he’s starting to look a little red in the face and who can blame him considering Al has a hand on Roy’s cock and a finger up his own ass and just when did Al release Roy’s cock anyway?
Hang on, something’s happening, I think Roy’s ready to make his move, yes, he is! He’s lifting Al up, he’s throwing him on the bed and he’s using Al’s own finger to fuck the teen. He has grabbed hold of Al’s hand and is forcing his finger to move deeper and faster, encouraging another one to enter too. This could be it folks. I don’t think Al was expecting this at all. Roy’s free hand is being put to good use jerking off his opponent. Al looks like he’s losing it. Roy’s added his own fingers to the party. Three fingers in, only two of them belonging to Al, thrusting again and again and again. The moans are coming thick and fast. Al can’t keep up, his free hand is fisting in the sheets. Roy’s stroking him in rhythm. There’s the arching back, Roy must have found the right spot. The screams, the cries, the begging for more. Roy goes in for the kill, the kiss of death and oh boy what a kiss that is.
And it’s all over folks, Al has blown his load all over Roy’s hand. And Roy is licking it off… Okay, we’re going to go to a quick commercial break while we get the place cleaned up (and maybe evict the studio audience or the place won’t stay clean for too long) and carry Al off to a room where he can recover.
“Have I got time to visit Ed before his match?”
“Is that wise considering who his match is against?”
“Can he go next so that I don’t have to wait too long?”
“I’ll see what I can do.”
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Okay, so, welcome back to the second match of this round. We have emptied the room of the studio audience and fired the person that thought it might be a good idea to bring one in and have changed up the running order a little because we thought that it would be nice to do that and not because a certain colonel whispered certain… things… in the commentator’s ear…*Blushes*
So, up next we now have the match between Edward Elric from FMA and Sebastian Michaelis from Kuroshitsuji. The contestants are just about ready and when they are we’ll be off.
“May we begin now?”
“What’s your hurry, Sebastian?”
“I have had a request that I get this over with quickly, apparently young Major Elric has another appointment to keep.”
“I do?”
“Your commanding officer was quite adamant about that.”
“Quite adamant about what? Huh?”
Anyway, let’s get on with the match shall we? Looks like Ed is taking an early lead, he’s heading straight for Sebastian and he looks like he means business. The demon looks unimpressed so far. Ed’s not holding anything back, he’s really trying his best, maybe someone should give him a few tips on what it means to be sexy. *Ed turns to glare at the poor commentator* and maybe I should shut up before I end up with an injury.
Looks like Sebastian has decided to take over and is gently pushing Ed back towards the bed. Ed looks confused but then, that really isn’t all that hard and I think I’m very lucky that Ed is preoccupied right now what with the hand currently rubbing over his crotch.
Sebastian has Ed sat on the bed, he’s leaning in for the kiss and wow! That is some serious tongue action going on there. It looks like Ed is struggling to keep his cool and who can blame him. I bet Sebastian is one hell of a kisser.
The demon is pulling back, Ed’s mouth is trying to follow but Sebastian is pushing him away with one hand, he’s taking his glove off of the other hand, with his teeth, slowly. Did Ed’s trousers just twitch? (And there we have our proof that Sebastian removing a glove with his teeth really is the undoing of millions of fangirls as well as one Elric). Not that I can blame him, I think this commentator may need to change her panties before the next round.
One glove off and one glove on, I think fangirls have been having dreams like this since the show first came out. The ungloved hand is sliding down to Ed’s crotch, I can hear a zip being pulled down and there it is, Ed’s cock finally free of its constraints. It’s kind of hypnotic, watching it bob up and down like that.
And what’s this? Sebastian isn’t going to use his hand, he’s kneeling down in front of Ed, is he doing what we think he’s doing? Yes, yes he is! He’s licking a trail up Ed’s cock while holding it with his ungloved hand. His other hand appears to be busy batting Ed’s hands away and sliding up under the alchemist’s top.
Sebastian is really going to town on Ed’s cock. He’s licking and sucking and swallowing it all down, that demon really does have no gag reflex. Ed looks almost done, this really was a one sided match-up, Ed was never really in the running. Is that humming I can hear? I do believe it is. Sebastian is humming while sucking on Ed and Ed is throwing back his head and screaming and moaning and could this be it? Yes!
Ed is coming and Sebastian is pulling back and to see that face coated with come I think I may need a moment to gather myself…
*A few or ten minutes later*
Well then, after that wonderful bukake moment that had some of the production staff fighting for time in the toilets, we have a clear winner. Sebastian moves on to the next round, um…
“Where is Ed?”
“Colonel Mustang came and collected him while you were refreshing yourself.”
“And Ed didn’t complain?”
“The major was unable to communicate at the time. It seems I may have gone a little too far with my ministrations, next time I shall hold back, just slightly, so as not to break any of the other participants.”
“That would be appreciated.”
“Well then, I trust I am done until the next round?”
“Uh, yeah.”
“Then I shall go and tend to my Lord.”
*Watches Sebastian leave while wondering just what he meant by breaking the other participants*
Up next, we have another blond FMA star up against a calculating Ouran star. Don’t go too far folks, you won’t want to miss this.
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Welcome back to the third match of this round. For your pleasure we have Jean Havoc of FMA fame matched up against Kyoya Ohtori of the Ouran host club. Now you will remember (or not because how can anyone remember that far back?) that during Kyoya’s last match he employed the skills of his Black Onion squad, this time around we have expressly forbidden the use of outside forces so it will be interesting to see if he is capable of winning without help. And the confident look on his face tells me he may well be in with a chance.
Havoc is looking nervous, remember he didn’t actually have to compete last time thanks to Kenpachi walking out so this is his first time really competing. Does he have any tricks to use? Does he know what he’s up against? Is he going to surprise us?
And they’re off. Havoc is wrapping his arms around Kyoya’s waist, is he going to try the tender approach? It would be the first time we’ve seen this kind of approach in any of the matches. He’s pulling the younger man closer, kissing him gently. It may not be one of the deep kisses we’ve seen from other contestants however this commentator can tell you she wouldn’t push him away if he did that to her. *stares longingly at Havoc’s lips*
Ahem, sorry about that. Havoc is running his hands up Kyoya’s sides, lifting his top. He is definitely going for the long-time lover attack but I don’t think he’s having much luck with Kyoya. The student is looking rather bored but he still isn’t making a move to do anything different.
Havoc is moving them backwards to the bed, he’s pushing Kyoya down on the edge and is kneeling over him, still the kiss continues.
*5 minutes later*
Kyoya’s clothes are nearly off, Havoc is taking his time, removing them piece by, kissing trails up the younger man’s arms and down his legs. He’s being very loving and at any other time I’m sure this would be an amazing night of passion and love but right now, even your commentator is becoming bored. After all the matches I’ve witnessed this is the sweetest but least interesting of them all (except of course for the non-matches and the Maes and Jin pairing).
Havoc is trying so hard to make this a pleasurable and wonderful experience for his young partner but I think said partner is about to take control. A look just passed over Kyoya’s face and I’m pretty sure that it’s the same look a shark gets when it spies dinner.
“Are you quite finished?”
*Havoc looks up at Kyoya from his position on the floor kissing Kyoya’s feet* “Yes” *Looking so very dejected*
“Then I shall begin.” *A man walks on carrying a box*
“Um, Kyoya, you were told you weren’t allowed help.”
“Oh, don’t worry, he’s not staying. He’s just carrying the box in for me, it was too heavy for me to carry and I wanted to see just want Mr Havoc was capable of before I took charge.”
“Well, I suppose that’s okay.”
*Box is place on the floor next to Havoc, who peers in and looks confused, before the man leaves. Kyoya stands and picks up something from the box, it starts to vibrate.*
“What’s that for?”
“You remind me of Tamaki back when we first met. He was innocent too.”
I’m not sure that smile on Kyoya’s face is a good thing and just what is he going to do to Havoc? He’s pulling the older man to his feet. He’s turning him around, pushing him down on the bed. I’ve never seen anyone strip someone quite that fast before.
The young teen is definitely not wasting any time. He’s already got Havoc up and leaking and on goes the cock ring. I think it may be safe to say that Havoc is indeed in trouble. The poor man never knew what hit him. And I’m pretty sure that that needs to be illegal. What that boy is doing with his tongue should not be allowed, where did he learn to do that? Havoc is moaning and screaming and begging for the ring to come off but Kyoya is ignoring all the pleas and is letting his tongue and mouth torment the poor FMA star.
And there are the lubed up fingers, I don’t think I’ve ever heard a man beg so much. He is desperate to come but Kyoya is hearing none of it as he stretches Havoc out and considering the size of some of the teen’s toys I would hope he is stretching Havoc well. Two fingers, no, three fingers in and Havoc is dripping and moaning and Kyoya is still sucking away and wait, one hand is reaching in to the box and pulling out an…
Oh my God! What is that thing? It’s huge. I’m not sure that is even going to fit where Kyoya wants to put it. Kyoya has pulled away, he’s stopped sucking and fingering and he has left Havoc gasping on the bed while he lubes up what can only be described as a big black behemoth of a vibrator. He’s rubbing it against Havoc, he’s pushing it in, Havoc is taking it, he’s gasping and panting and begging to be filled and whoa, that was unexpected! Kyoya pushed it in in one quick flick of the wrist and Havoc is arching off the bed and he’s struggling to breathe.
I think this one is done folks, only thing left is the finish. But wait, what’s this. Kyoya hasn’t turned on the vibrator, he’s wiping off his fingers and then coating them in fresh lube, oh wow. He is. He’s doing the self-preparation thing that Al is so good at. He’s making sure to tell Havoc what he’s doing, making him watch as he prepares himself. He’s not taking a lot of time to do it, apparently our little host likes it a little rough. He’s drizzling lube over Havoc’s straining cock, pulling off the cock ring, and straddling him. He needs to be quick because I don’t think Havoc’s going to last much longer given everything he has been through already.
And there’s the drop! Kyoya has impaled himself on Havoc’s length and is riding that man like a horse. He’s leaning back, turning on the vibrator, setting it to medium… and it’s all over folks. With a scream torn from his throat and a spasm running through his body, Havoc is emptying himself into Kyoya and the boy is still riding him. He’s milking that man for all he’s worth, turning up the speed on the big black vibrator as Havoc is riding the wave of ecstasy.
“Um, Kyoya, you’ve won, the match is finished.”
“Give me a few minutes, I shall be finished shortly.”
Okay…
Well, we’re going to leave them to it for a little while as I don’t think we could stop Kyoya now if we tried and we’ll be back soon for the final match of this round, our first (and hopefully only) threesome.
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Okay and we’re back, a little later than we had planned owing to the last match going on a little longer than it was supposed to (they were at it for a whole other hour, Kyoya finally coming once, Havoc a few more times than that) but still, we’re back.
Welcome to the final match of this round between Maes Hughes from FMA (who has been banned from bringing his camera and photos anywhere near the studio), Jin from Samurai Champloo (which the commentator should really watch again soon because she’s not sure she remembers how to write Jin not that it really matters for the porny crack that is this fic), and Johnny Rayflo from Vassalord. It proves to be one of the most interesting match-ups we have throughout the whole show and should make for some entertaining… erm… entertainment.
All three men are looking at each other a little warily, not sure which of the others is going to make the first move. Maes looks like he’s reaching into his pocket but he’s pulled out an empty hand, it was probably a good idea to search him before the match or I think we’d be looking at pictures of a certain little girl right now. Jin is looking confused (and rather upset that we have confiscated his sword but then we didn’t think we’d be able to stop him from beheading Maes this time) as to what it is he should be doing. Johnny is looking… predatory. He’s sizing up the other contestants, and now he’s smirking. This cannot be a good sign for the other two men.
And it isn’t. Johnny’s on the move. He’s wasting no time at all in attacking Jin. Clothes are flying everywhere and Maes is looking just as confused as I’m guessing Jin feels as he watches the show. Johnny’s hands are roaming over skin, through hair, into places that have probably only ever been visited by Mugen. Jin is gasping and moaning and trying to push Johnny away but Johnny can be quite strong when he wants to be and he’s not budging at all. He’s flicking that forked tongue of his over Jin’s nipples and pushing his fingers deeper inside the long-haired man as he strokes Jin’s cock with his free hand.
Maes seems to have come out of whatever trance he was in as he’s now come up behind the samurai and is kissing the back of his neck, one of his hands running down the man’s chest to tweak the nipple not currently being sucked by the vampire. Jin is looking close to losing but wait, what is Johnny up to? He’s pulling away from Jin, removing his fingers and is moving back to allow Maes to come forward and take over. Now this is the match we were hoping for last time between these two. It seems all we needed was a catalyst and Johnny makes for a very good catalyst.
Maes is reaching down and is stroking Jin’s cock. Jin’s head is back, he’s searching out Maes’s lips and finding them. The kiss is deep, tongues are in full use. Johnny’s coming up behind Maes, looks like he’s going to help the man undress so that he doesn’t have to pull away from Jin. I can see shivering as Johnny somehow manages to glide his fingers over Maes’s skin while removing his clothes. Johnny really is a master at this.
And the lube is out. Maes is using a pretty generous amount to stretch out Jin and make him ready, it shouldn’t take much considering Johnny already started the process, Jin is squirming more and more by the second. I think if Maes doesn’t hurry up and fuck him Jin may just come from the fingers alone. I would assume that Mugen doesn’t take so long with the foreplay, it would explain why Jin is looking all kinds of lost right now. It may also be a good thing that the audience, with Mugen in the front row, was removed. If he had seen what this man and this vampire were doing to his sparing partner there may have been blood (along with the other bodily fluids) on the floor.
It looks like Maes has finished with the preparation, Johnny is helping out again by smearing lube over Maes’s straining erection. Maes is pushing Jin down onto his hands and knees, he’s coming up behind him. He’s starting the breach. Slowly, inch by inch. And he’s fully in! Finally, it only took two rounds, but Maes and Jin are finally fucking.
Maes isn’t holding back (makes you wonder who he practiced his skills on), he seems determined to fuck Jin into oblivion (must have some pent up frustration there or something). And what’s this? Johnny’s coming up behind him, still fully clothed I might add which seems all kinds of wrong to this commentator, just what is the vampire planning?
He’s running his hand down Maes’s back, he’s cupping his backside, running his finger over Maes’s entrance and I swear it just twitched. He seems to be having an effect on the man, Maes seems to be thrusting harder than before and Jin is pretty much mewling in response to the sound fucking he is receiving. Johnny’s leaning forward, he’s running his tongue over Maes’s arse cheeks. Is he going to do it? Yes he is! His tongue has entered the other man!
He seems to be doing something rather good with that fascinating tongue of his. It makes me wonder just what a forked tongue like his could do to a person when used in certain ways. It seems to be doing something wonderful for Maes too who is now moaning just as much, if not as loudly, as Jin. Johnny’s tongue is thrusting in and out and one of his hands has managed to snake forward and grab onto Jin’s rather large but neglected cock. His tongue thrusting in and out, his hand pumping up and down, it’s mesmerising.
Maes is beginning to lose his rhythm, it looks like it could be time. Jin is panting, he must be close by now. And yes, there it is, the first streams of white coming from Jin’s cock, it’s coating the sheets and Johnny’s hand. And there’s the twitch and seize movement that signals Maes coming too, inside Jin, which I imagine he will not be pleased about. I would guess that as soon as he’s able to stand up properly, and he gets his sword back , Maes may be in trouble. For now, they seem to be content just collapsed there on the bed. And as this is the last match of the day I don’t see why we can’t leave them there a while.
Johnny, who looks very together in view of what has just happened and considering that none of the stage crew, or myself, are all that together right now, is the winner and moves on to the next round.
“Johnny, where you going?” *Shouts after Johnny as he wanders away*
“I’m off to find my Cherry. I think it’s time for a feeding.”
And on that note I shall sign off. Thank you for waiting for the second round of this contest, I hope it won’t be too long before round three where we shall see if Kyoya can hold his own against Roy or if the young teen may have finally met his match and if the vampire or the demon will come out on top.
Have a happy and horny day watchers, and remember, if you didn’t laugh you’re probably already dead!