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baroqueangel ([personal profile] baroqueangel) wrote2012-04-14 12:05 am

The Teddy Bear's Picnic

I've been meaning to finish this one for ages >:D

Title: The Alchemist’s Orgy
Pairing/Characters: Random Amestrians, Roy, Ed, Havoc, Hughes
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Complete insanity
Words: 277
Summary: A whole new way to look at the idea of a picnic.
A.N: I hear things, I get ideas. It’s never good :P You might want to listen to the song as you read and sing along. I can never sing the last few verses right though, must work on that >.> I haven’t included the real words as they’re on the site I’ve linked to, if you really want to compare them that is.



The Alchemist’s Orgy

If you go down to Central today, You’re sure of a big surprise
If you go down to Central today, you’d better go in disguise

For every guy that ever there was, will gather there for certain, because
Today’s the day that central have their orgy.

Ev’ry Alchemist who’s been good, is sure of a treat today.
There’s lots of marvellous toys to use, and wonderful games to play.

Inside the offices where nobody sees, they’ll frot and fuck as long as they please
‘Cause that’s the way the alchemists have their orgy.

a musical interlude

If you go down to central today, you’d better not go alone
It’s lovely being one on one, but even more awesome a threesome

For ev’ry guy in central today, will gather in Roy’s office because
Today’s the day that Roy has offered to bottom.

Orgy time for alchemists, the alchemists are having a fabulous time today
Watch them, catch them unawares, and watch Hughes taking shots of the gay

See them gaily fuck about, they’ll be cuming there’s no doubt;
There’s condoms on tap for those who care;
At six o’clock their partners will change, a floor, a wall a desk or a bed,
Or the corridor for those that dare.

Ed will scream and Roy will shout, they’re having a wonderful time today
Havoc watches them, catches them unawares, and joins in the fun on their say.

See them gaily fuck about, Ed’s tied up and ready to shout;
He’s used to this so there are no cares;
At six o’clock the whips will come out, he’ll beg and plead and offer his ass
Because he’s a really dirty, little alchemist.

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[personal profile] vexed_wench 2012-04-13 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
That is great!

[identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com 2012-04-13 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I have my moments :P

Thanks <333
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[personal profile] amethyst_koneko 2012-04-14 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
^_^ Nobody writes crack fic like you do! ...and watch Hughes taking shots of the gay XDDD Well, Roy was offering to bottom so how could he resist? ^_~

[identity profile] evilchuckles.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
*is laughing too hard to comment*

*or to breathe*

[identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much for the compliment, I blame my crack writing skills on my insanity :P <33333333

You have no idea how happy you just made me :)

Yes, Roy offering to bottom doesn't happen very often, Maes needs to have photographic proof - before he makes use of the offer that is ;)

[identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't stop breathing, I'll get shot by people if you can't write Gevanni/Near anymore :P

*Wafts oxygen in your direction*

I'm glad you liked it and that it gave you a chuckle :D

[identity profile] evilchuckles.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
More than a chuckle! I was literally sobbing with laughter! And also blushing.

[identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I just hug you? *hugs you anyway* <33333

[identity profile] evilchuckles.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG, non-consensual hugging!

Tee hee...

I'm writing a big Near/Gevanni AU over the next couple of days. Thought you'd like to know!

[identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
*makes note to read it as soon as you post* :P

*hugs you some more*

[identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com 2012-04-15 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
If I had laughed any harder I would have peed myself!! OMG this is hilarious my dear!

*see (points at icon) even Roy is tickled*

[identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com 2012-04-15 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks <333

I do love the crack and subverting well loved children's songs is so much fun ;)

[identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com 2012-04-15 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
I vote for you to do it more often!

*icon love*

[identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com 2012-04-15 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
I shall try, I'm often hit by the sudden urge after hearing or reading something so you never know :P

[identity profile] damnationschild.livejournal.com 2012-04-15 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
LOVE IT! *still can't breathe I'm laughing too hard*

[identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com 2012-04-15 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
*wafts oxygen at you*

Glad you liked :P

<33

[identity profile] sparkyqueen.livejournal.com 2012-04-16 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
oh god! right in the childhood!




but fantastic none the less.

[identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com 2012-04-16 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
No childhood is safe with me around >:D

Thanks <333 :)