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baroqueangel) wrote2013-06-29 11:12 pm
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Drabble - Kiss it better
Pairing/Characters: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG 13
Warning: Bad writing, stupidity
Words: 521
Summary: Roy’s got a booboo
A.N: I am so late with this, I fail so much, I’m sorry Eve, forgive me? This was written as part of a trick or treat meme from last year (could have been worse, could have been more than a year) for
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Roy was sulking. Usually it was Ed who sulked (usually with good reason and usually because of Roy) but tonight it appeared to be Roy’s turn. He wouldn’t look at Ed, his arms were folded across his chest, and he wouldn’t speak. Ed found it all quite amusing and quite cute. Who knew Roy could be this adorable?
He was angry; at Ed, at his team, in general. Ed really didn’t understand why, it had just been a Halloween joke, a little prank that hadn’t even been Ed’s idea (which was a shame because it had been seriously hilarious).
Breda had planned it all, Ed had just agreed to be a part of it, maybe a little more enthusiastically than completely necessary but that was no real surprise considering all the pranks Roy had played on him over the years.
Payback, the guys had called it, for being so calm during the warehouse 13 incident (it may have been a long time ago but Breda never forgot anything). Scare him a little so he’d know what it felt like, shake him up a bit. Was it their fault that he’d screamed (sounding remarkably like a girl if you asked Ed, and not screaming at all if you asked Roy) and fallen backwards onto a slightly hard rock?
Was it really Ed’s fault that he had laughed at it? (Seriously, it was hilarious). Watching Roy roll about on the floor trying to clutch his butt cheeks with his hands while crying in pain had been the funniest thing Ed had seen in weeks. It wasn’t as if he was seriously hurt. It was a bruise. That was all. Roy just had to be careful how he sat down for a while.
Roy shifted a little in his seat and Ed smirked as he watched him move his weight more towards his left side. Then he got an idea, one that might stop Roy from sulking and get Ed back into his good graces. He walked over to Roy and stood beside his chair, resting his hand lightly on his shoulder and smirking even more when he felt it tense just a little.
“You still pissed at me?”
“I don’t know what you mean Ed. Why would I be angry at you? After all, it was a funny prank, why wouldn’t you laugh?” Ed held in the urge to laugh again now. Instead he took a deep breath and tried a different approach.
“Does it still hurt?” He could feel Roy stiffen more under his touch. Ed wasn’t sure but he thought maybe Roy’s ears were turning slightly red in remembered embarrassment.
“…Nothing I can’t handle.”
“I can help with that you know.” Ed bent forward to whisper in Roy’s ear. “Would you like me to kiss it better?”
Roy’s head swivelled round and he looked at Ed with undisguised interest (meaning he looked like a pervert) for about a second before he grabbed Ed’s hand, rose from the chair, and all but dragged the blond towards the bedroom. It was going to be a fun, sulk-free night (and morning, and afternoon hopefully).
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I've fallen on my coxis and bruised it badly, but this is still seriously funny.
Poor Roy.
*snickers*
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