baroqueangel: ([misc] Kitty Angel)
So here it is, what I should be working on and in what order. Should be fun :P

Fic list – what I will write!!

1- Lust – pt 2 - Vassalord                                    
2- Trick or treat fic for Eve - FMA
2.5 - Sequel to The Whore
3- Cracked – pt 2 – quarter finals - crossover
4- Naughtyverse   FMA                   next two drabbles
5- Trick or treat for Amelia - FMA
6- Cracked – pt 3 –semi-finals - crossover
7- Epiphany verse  FMA                 next two drabbles
8- Cracked – pt 4 – finals - crossover
9- Little Red Riding Ed  - FMA
10- The Dance - FMA
11- Painting the Town sequel – 2nd per pov - FMA
12- Ederella - FMA
13- Alone sequel - FMA
14- Nutella fic - FMA
15- Insanity.doc - FMA
16- Seme waiting room - crossover
17- Interview with an FMA star - FMA (duh)
baroqueangel: ([FMA] Elricest 2)
Just a little something that popped into my head before I passed out last night. I'm impressed I remembered it without writing it down. I figured I'd done the Roy/Ed limericks, it was only fair the Elricest got a look in :D

In a land full of alchemy far away
lived two boys who were decidedly gay
They were brother and brother
But still fucked one another
In fact they did so every day

I really have to go get ready for work now :(
baroqueangel: ([FMA] Ed Crazy)
I'm studying poetry right now, I suck at it just so you know, but for some reason these popped into my head. I'm having decidedly too much fun writing them (even if getting the endings to make sense is killing me) *headdesk* Please, can someone stop me?!?!?!

There once was a young man from Rizembool
Whose life was never ever dull
one day he met Roy
Who made him his toy
And now his ass is always full

There was a young man called Roy
Who made a kid called Ed his toy
They fucked every day
In every possible way
He just couldn’t get enough of the boy

Ed really loved Roy’s cock
It was the one thing he didn’t mock
He would give it a suck
Before they would fuck
To make Roy as hard as a rock

Ed liked to fuck at his leisure
He loved it beyond all measure
He enjoyed being top
But was willing to swap
To fill Roy with come was a pleasure

Kill me now *hangs head in shame*
baroqueangel: ([FMA] Roy)
Title: Blasphemy!
Pairing/Characters: Roy/God >.> Yes, you read that right…
Rating: Somewhere above a PG-13 ??
Warning: Blasphemy, was the title not clear enough on that??
Words: 947
Summary: A point needs proving, not quite sure this is how you prove it though.
A.N: Sorry. I’m so sorry. A while ago I remember someone saying something about Roy and his skills and I think I remember thinking that we could test that on God so I wrote down the prompt ‘Roy Mustang tops God’ and then promptly forgot about it. Until I found it yesterday. And I wrote this…I apologise to anyone that this offends only I don’t because I’ve warned you enough about the blasphemy and it is crack fic so it’s supposed to be insane and seriously, this is me we’re talking about what did you expect and just…yeah, I am so going to Hell :P

~~
I am really going to Hell... )
baroqueangel: ([FMA] Ed Crazy)
I've been meaning to finish this one for ages >:D

Title: The Alchemist’s Orgy
Pairing/Characters: Random Amestrians, Roy, Ed, Havoc, Hughes
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Complete insanity
Words: 277
Summary: A whole new way to look at the idea of a picnic.
A.N: I hear things, I get ideas. It’s never good :P You might want to listen to the song as you read and sing along. I can never sing the last few verses right though, must work on that >.> I haven’t included the real words as they’re on the site I’ve linked to, if you really want to compare them that is.


The Alchemist's Orgy )
baroqueangel: ([FMA] Ed Crazy)
I've been meaning to finish this one for ages >:D

Title: The Alchemist’s Orgy
Pairing/Characters: Random Amestrians, Roy, Ed, Havoc, Hughes
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Complete insanity
Words: 277
Summary: A whole new way to look at the idea of a picnic.
A.N: I hear things, I get ideas. It’s never good :P You might want to listen to the song as you read and sing along. I can never sing the last few verses right though, must work on that >.> I haven’t included the real words as they’re on the site I’ve linked to, if you really want to compare them that is.


The Alchemist's Orgy )
baroqueangel: ([Bleach] Kenny smirk)

Title: Cracked pairings (Round 1)
Pairing/Characters: Roy Mustang, Ed Elric, Al Elric, Jean Havoc, Kain Fuery, Maes Hughes, Renji Abarai, Byakuya Kuchiki, Kenpachi Zaraki, Ichigo Kurosaki, Jin, Mugen, Soubi Agatsuma, Sebastian Michaelis, Kyoya Ohtori, and Johnny Rayflo.
Rating: Umm, I suppose NC-17, maybe >.>
Warning: Abuse of italics, insanity, crack, crossover, more insanity, mentions of toys, bondage…
Words: 3018
Summary: The contest starts now!
A.N: I have no excuse for this. It started out as a contest to see who would win in certain match ups. This is what happens when my brain gets such ideas. Rounds two and three may need to be the abridged versions because I’m not sure I can do this again *collapses* Add to that the fact that I have to actually write the winning match up and I may just die.
I was actually having trouble forcing myself to write this, my apathy was taking over again, but it appears that when I feel like someone is disappointed with me I tend to forgo sleep and write so this is dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] nochick_fics. You may need to feel disappointed in me more often because I got this written rather quickly last night after that, and my hand hurt like a bitch afterwards too. <3333 Sorry for any mistakes, I just can't bring myself to reread the insanity again ^^;

Enjoy everyone :D


Cracked, that would be me :P )
baroqueangel: ([Bleach] Kenny smirk)

Title: Cracked pairings (Round 1)
Pairing/Characters: Roy Mustang, Ed Elric, Al Elric, Jean Havoc, Kain Fuery, Maes Hughes, Renji Abarai, Byakuya Kuchiki, Kenpachi Zaraki, Ichigo Kurosaki, Jin, Mugen, Soubi Agatsuma, Sebastian Michaelis, Kyoya Ohtori, and Johnny Rayflo.
Rating: Umm, I suppose NC-17, maybe >.>
Warning: Abuse of italics, insanity, crack, crossover, more insanity, mentions of toys, bondage…
Words: 3018
Summary: The contest starts now!
A.N: I have no excuse for this. It started out as a contest to see who would win in certain match ups. This is what happens when my brain gets such ideas. Rounds two and three may need to be the abridged versions because I’m not sure I can do this again *collapses* Add to that the fact that I have to actually write the winning match up and I may just die.
I was actually having trouble forcing myself to write this, my apathy was taking over again, but it appears that when I feel like someone is disappointed with me I tend to forgo sleep and write so this is dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] nochick_fics. You may need to feel disappointed in me more often because I got this written rather quickly last night after that, and my hand hurt like a bitch afterwards too. <3333 Sorry for any mistakes, I just can't bring myself to reread the insanity again ^^;

Enjoy everyone :D


Cracked, that would be me :P )
baroqueangel: ([Misc] Not part of the plan)
I am so very tempted by this new idea from [livejournal.com profile] fma_cya !!! Somebody please stop me *headdesk* Or better yet sign up too, then I don't feel so insane for how much stuff I'm throwing at myself :P

baroqueangel: ([Misc] Not part of the plan)
I am so very tempted by this new idea from [livejournal.com profile] fma_cya !!! Somebody please stop me *headdesk* Or better yet sign up too, then I don't feel so insane for how much stuff I'm throwing at myself :P

baroqueangel: (Kenny fight)
...seriously, this is just all kinds of awesome and immense XD



ALL HAIL KENPACHI!!!!!

baroqueangel: (Kenny fight)
...seriously, this is just all kinds of awesome and immense XD



ALL HAIL KENPACHI!!!!!

baroqueangel: (sweet kisses)

Title: Only in my dreams
Series: Sort of AU ish I think.
Word count: 1,580
Pairing: Roy/Fem!Ed
Rating: NC - 17
Summary: Ed gets a surprise from his dreams. (Yes that summary sucks, I know)
Warnings: Little bit of Het loving (Oh God help me, I’ve written het 0.o) Slightly OOC (maybe a bit more than slightly). Abuse of italics, swearing, only checked through once so probably some mistakes too.
A.N: This is sort of a trial run for something else I’m writing. I can’t believe I turned to het, I think my brain may have melted. It started as something else but my brain jumped a few times and changed to this. Forgive me any mistakes, not used to writing fem!Ed, let alone het. I’m really not happy with the ending but I have no idea how I could end it any other way. I wrote this for the Genderswitch prompt at the fic contest and I so very failed but considering I never thought I'd write het I don't suppose I hate it that much ^^;
 

I'll even pass you the knife... )
baroqueangel: (sweet kisses)

Title: Only in my dreams
Series: Sort of AU ish I think.
Word count: 1,580
Pairing: Roy/Fem!Ed
Rating: NC - 17
Summary: Ed gets a surprise from his dreams. (Yes that summary sucks, I know)
Warnings: Little bit of Het loving (Oh God help me, I’ve written het 0.o) Slightly OOC (maybe a bit more than slightly). Abuse of italics, swearing, only checked through once so probably some mistakes too.
A.N: This is sort of a trial run for something else I’m writing. I can’t believe I turned to het, I think my brain may have melted. It started as something else but my brain jumped a few times and changed to this. Forgive me any mistakes, not used to writing fem!Ed, let alone het. I’m really not happy with the ending but I have no idea how I could end it any other way. I wrote this for the Genderswitch prompt at the fic contest and I so very failed but considering I never thought I'd write het I don't suppose I hate it that much ^^;
 

I'll even pass you the knife... )
baroqueangel: (Default)
Oh Nutella how I adore thee. Your taste is so sublime, your flavour to die for. When I eat you I go to my happy place where dreams of Ed licking you slowly from Roy's bound and flushed body live. Where images of Ciel sucking you from Sebastian's nipples dance merrily over the chocolate horizon and I sit and gaze lovingly at the site of Al running a finger up Maes's erect cock and then licking off the gathered awesomeness that is you in the most erotic way he can, with those big blue eyes glazing over as your orgasmic wonderfulness overwhelms him.
Oh Nutella, chocolate spread of the Gods, that makes all yaoi that little bit better as chocolate body paint gets a whole new dimension when the taste goes out of this world. I lick you from my spoon slowly, curling around it so as not to miss any, my tongue preforming contortionist movements to reach every spot of the silver implement, savouring every last drop of your creamy taste, closing my eyes as you slide down my throat, licking my lips just slightly, my tongue barely flicking across the surface to make sure none of you is left.
Ed's tongue, travelling up Roy's inner thigh, thanks you. Ciel's lips, closing around Sebastian's Nutella covered nipple, thanks you. Maes, who gets to watch Al lick you from his fingers in that oh so fuckable way, thanks you. My tongue, that has never tasted anything sweeter than you, thanks you for being a little taste of Heaven <33




I blame the lack of sleep and the migraine for this XD <333
baroqueangel: (Default)
Oh Nutella how I adore thee. Your taste is so sublime, your flavour to die for. When I eat you I go to my happy place where dreams of Ed licking you slowly from Roy's bound and flushed body live. Where images of Ciel sucking you from Sebastian's nipples dance merrily over the chocolate horizon and I sit and gaze lovingly at the site of Al running a finger up Maes's erect cock and then licking off the gathered awesomeness that is you in the most erotic way he can, with those big blue eyes glazing over as your orgasmic wonderfulness overwhelms him.
Oh Nutella, chocolate spread of the Gods, that makes all yaoi that little bit better as chocolate body paint gets a whole new dimension when the taste goes out of this world. I lick you from my spoon slowly, curling around it so as not to miss any, my tongue preforming contortionist movements to reach every spot of the silver implement, savouring every last drop of your creamy taste, closing my eyes as you slide down my throat, licking my lips just slightly, my tongue barely flicking across the surface to make sure none of you is left.
Ed's tongue, travelling up Roy's inner thigh, thanks you. Ciel's lips, closing around Sebastian's Nutella covered nipple, thanks you. Maes, who gets to watch Al lick you from his fingers in that oh so fuckable way, thanks you. My tongue, that has never tasted anything sweeter than you, thanks you for being a little taste of Heaven <33




I blame the lack of sleep and the migraine for this XD <333
baroqueangel: (Ed avatar)
I swear if this doesn't fucking work this time LJ will burn!! This is the best you're getting because LJ fucking sucks and can go to fucking hell because it is a son of a diseased fucking whore! 

Teh Big Slash meme

Read and/or write?

Both

Since when?

2007 - I actually had to look it up, I couldn't remember ^^; I can't believe it's been 3 years

How did you stumble into slash?

Deviantart!! I was just looking for pics of Tyson from Beyblade when I found it and then I couldn't stop :D

Your first fandom and pairing:

Beyblade - Kai/Tyson

The first person you told about your new hobby:

I told mum I was writing fanfics but not what they were about. Only the people that live in this box know what I write

The fandoms you read:

Bleach, FMA, Ouran, Highschool of the dead, Deathnote - there are others but these are the big ones

The fandoms you write:

FMA mostly although I have written Beyblade and Bleach too.

Your favourite pairings:

I'll just list one from each because otherwise I'll pretty much be here all day. Bya/Ichi, Roy/Ed, L/Light, Kai/Tyson, Kyoya/Tamaki

Favourite genres:

I'm gonna do a nochick_fics here and just say Porn XD

Least favourite pairings:

Ed/Win!!! Ichi/Hime, Toshirou/anybody

Least favourite genres:

Mpreg, deathfic (although I have written this ^^;), rapefic

What makes a story good?

In a long story, plot is good, I'm all for PWP but if you're managing to stretch that out over 50000 words it needs a plot. Other than that, whatever works

What makes a story bad?

Too much description, I don't need to know that his cum was whiter than the first snowfall of the year or anything like that. Overdoing it, trying to cater to everyone and forgetting that you're writting the story primarily for you and you should at least like what you have written!

The best author:

I can't answer this. There are so many authors I admire, some of whom I managed to work up the courage to friend and talk to and I can't pick just one of them. I'll go with a relative newcomer to LJ and that's dracoqueen22.

Why?

She writes amazing Bleach fics, I used to read her work on AFF, she has this superb set of ficlets under the title Seritei Monogatari, they range from pairings to non-pairings, het to yuri to yaoi and I love them all. So many pairings and characters to get to know and love <3

The best story you've ever read:

I had to think about this but I keep coming back to Zakai's The Sound of Silence

Why?

It is absolutely amazing, there is no way to describe my love for this fic. It had me on the edge of my seat almost the whole way through, it took me to Hell and back and always left me wanting more. Amazing is the only word that can give it any measure of justice

The worst story you've ever read:

Really not answering this, there are a few I can think of but I'm not gonna mention them here.

The best story you have written:

Ok, I'm really not good at praising myself and I actually feel uncomfortable answering this (yay for low self-esteem) but I have to say that I kind of like my Tortured Soul fic (Beyblade) and my Roy's Revenge (FMA) - I'm proud of them.

The worst story you have written:

My first ever PWP, it's called Powercut and I wrote it for my Beyblade fandom. There's a few FMA ficlets I'm not too happy with either :-/

Do you get feedback?

Usually, which is very nice and helpful :D

Do you have a favorite kink?

People think I'm weird enough as it is ^^; Let's just say one of my favourite sayings goes someting like 'sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains...'I'm pretty sure you can finish that off ;D

Does something squick you?

Tentical sex still squicks me a little but there's pretty much nothing that can squick me now.

Is slash simply sex?

No way!! There is oh so much more to it than that.

How much time do you spend reading/writing?

Not as much as I'd like to.

Do you have RL friends who slash?

Don't make me laugh. My RL friends already think I'm mad just for liking anime

Have you made online friends through slash?

Hell yes XD

Do you think slash is just a phase?

God I hope not. I very much doubt that I'll ever 'grow out of it' if that's what you mean.

Could you simply stop slashing?

Could I simply stop breathing??? The answer to both is a pretty resolute NO!!

What do you think about...

Ratings G to PG-13

Fine if I'm not feeling in the mood for anything too porny.

Ratings R to NC-17

My favourite number that XD

AUs

Can be a lot of fun.

ARs

See above.

Crackfics

I live for these and I blame kookiety for it XD

Porn

Where?? XD

Angst

I'm an angst whore, I used to only write angst, angst is good

Mush

Too much kinda makes me want to vomit.

Romance

Sweet in moderation and where appropriate.

BDSM

My kinks demand it dear.

Darkfics

Dark is good, not black dark but dark dark is fine.

Deathfics

I have written one (little Beyblade drabble) and I may be sort of planning another but as I said before, probably my least favourite genre there is.

Rape recovery

I like the recovery part of that, nomdeplume's Nightmare on AFF is a good fic for this category.

FPS

Huh??

RPS

I feel like I should know this one :-/

RPG

No.

First times

I've written them, and I don't mind them but I don't like them to be too perfect because, let's face it, they're not!

Established relationships

Fine, Roy and Ed are often in an established relationship in most fic I read/write

Threesomes

Why even ask the question?? Havoc/Roy/Ed is love, Renji/Ichi/Byakuya is bliss XD

m/m slash

Do I even need to answer this??

femmeslash

If I'd been answering this a few weeks ago I'd have said not a lot, there are some I like but I read too much m/m to have time for this but now that I'm venturing into this teritory I have to admit to liking it a tad more.

Slashing a children's book/movie

Does completely butchering Snow White count?? ^^; I didn't use the actual characters, they were replaced with FMA and Bleach characters so does it still count?? I may also have an Ederella in the works ^^;

Chanslash

Someone mentioned this being shota and if that is the case then only if it's Soubi/Ritsuka or Sebastian/Ciel. I'm not ready to venture beyond those two pairings for that.

Explicit sex

And another question I do not feel the need to answer. If you don't know the answer by now, you really haven't been paying attention.

The importance of charactarization

High in plot fics. There is no real plot without good characterisation but in PWP, who cares?? It's all about the porn people XD

OOCness

Crackfic fine, its crackfic, they have to be ooc, its a law! Any other time, kept to a minimum is good. There will always be oocness in stories because everyone differs on the little things that class as IC.

Canon

Hah, I laugh in the face of your canon - unless it works and then I'm all for it XD

Fanon

Meh, I can take it or leave it. I knows what I like and that'll do me.

Cliches

In your face cliches I can live without but subtle ones, why not? :)

MPREG

NO! There has only ever been one mpreg story I have ever liked and again it was written by nomdeplume and called 'For him, for her'.

Wingfics

What now???

Crossovers

Been there, done that. Crackfic always loves the crossovers, anything else has to be handled right for it to work.

Group Slut Fics

In other words, would I like an Ed orgy/gangbang? FUCK YES!!! Would I like to see Ichigo getting fucked repeatedly by multiple partners at the same time? How's YES grab you?

Incest

I never used to like it, but then I watched Ouran (Twincestttttt XD) and then Blysse corrupted me (Elricestttttt XD) and now I'm pretty much loving the incest.

May/December

I'm guessing Roy/Ed would class, or Maes/Al (don't ask ^^;) so yes.

Het pairings in a slash fic

As a background pairing, fine (again, been there and done that)

Plot

Is good, I like the plot.

PWPs

Is candy, I like candy ;D

WIPs

I want to say I hate them, but I'm guilty of them so oops :D

LJ fics and communities

I do post on other sites but I primarily use LJ for my fic fix.

Mailing lists

Nah

Big Name Fans

Why??

Politics in a slash story

Sometimes necessary for the plot. Politics is a pretty broad subject, it's difficult to escape if you do plot fics.

Wake up Gay

*Shakes hand in an undecided guesture*

And finally....

Your pet peeve:

I'm not sure I have one. Unless shipbashing would count.

Your advice to new slashers:

Write what you enjoy, take on board constructive critism, it all helps and just keep trying. Practice makes perfect.

Your slash wish list:

Havoc/Roy/Ed, Havoc/Roy/Maes/Ed, Kenpachi/Byakuya/Ichigo, Byakuya/Renji/Ichigo, oh God the list is endless XD

The best slash archive:

No idea

The worst slash archive:

No idea - my aren't I helpful.


baroqueangel: (Ed avatar)
I swear if this doesn't fucking work this time LJ will burn!! This is the best you're getting because LJ fucking sucks and can go to fucking hell because it is a son of a diseased fucking whore! 

Teh Big Slash meme

Read and/or write?

Both

Since when?

2007 - I actually had to look it up, I couldn't remember ^^; I can't believe it's been 3 years

How did you stumble into slash?

Deviantart!! I was just looking for pics of Tyson from Beyblade when I found it and then I couldn't stop :D

Your first fandom and pairing:

Beyblade - Kai/Tyson

The first person you told about your new hobby:

I told mum I was writing fanfics but not what they were about. Only the people that live in this box know what I write

The fandoms you read:

Bleach, FMA, Ouran, Highschool of the dead, Deathnote - there are others but these are the big ones

The fandoms you write:

FMA mostly although I have written Beyblade and Bleach too.

Your favourite pairings:

I'll just list one from each because otherwise I'll pretty much be here all day. Bya/Ichi, Roy/Ed, L/Light, Kai/Tyson, Kyoya/Tamaki

Favourite genres:

I'm gonna do a nochick_fics here and just say Porn XD

Least favourite pairings:

Ed/Win!!! Ichi/Hime, Toshirou/anybody

Least favourite genres:

Mpreg, deathfic (although I have written this ^^;), rapefic

What makes a story good?

In a long story, plot is good, I'm all for PWP but if you're managing to stretch that out over 50000 words it needs a plot. Other than that, whatever works

What makes a story bad?

Too much description, I don't need to know that his cum was whiter than the first snowfall of the year or anything like that. Overdoing it, trying to cater to everyone and forgetting that you're writting the story primarily for you and you should at least like what you have written!

The best author:

I can't answer this. There are so many authors I admire, some of whom I managed to work up the courage to friend and talk to and I can't pick just one of them. I'll go with a relative newcomer to LJ and that's dracoqueen22.

Why?

She writes amazing Bleach fics, I used to read her work on AFF, she has this superb set of ficlets under the title Seritei Monogatari, they range from pairings to non-pairings, het to yuri to yaoi and I love them all. So many pairings and characters to get to know and love <3

The best story you've ever read:

I had to think about this but I keep coming back to Zakai's The Sound of Silence

Why?

It is absolutely amazing, there is no way to describe my love for this fic. It had me on the edge of my seat almost the whole way through, it took me to Hell and back and always left me wanting more. Amazing is the only word that can give it any measure of justice

The worst story you've ever read:

Really not answering this, there are a few I can think of but I'm not gonna mention them here.

The best story you have written:

Ok, I'm really not good at praising myself and I actually feel uncomfortable answering this (yay for low self-esteem) but I have to say that I kind of like my Tortured Soul fic (Beyblade) and my Roy's Revenge (FMA) - I'm proud of them.

The worst story you have written:

My first ever PWP, it's called Powercut and I wrote it for my Beyblade fandom. There's a few FMA ficlets I'm not too happy with either :-/

Do you get feedback?

Usually, which is very nice and helpful :D

Do you have a favorite kink?

People think I'm weird enough as it is ^^; Let's just say one of my favourite sayings goes someting like 'sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains...'I'm pretty sure you can finish that off ;D

Does something squick you?

Tentical sex still squicks me a little but there's pretty much nothing that can squick me now.

Is slash simply sex?

No way!! There is oh so much more to it than that.

How much time do you spend reading/writing?

Not as much as I'd like to.

Do you have RL friends who slash?

Don't make me laugh. My RL friends already think I'm mad just for liking anime

Have you made online friends through slash?

Hell yes XD

Do you think slash is just a phase?

God I hope not. I very much doubt that I'll ever 'grow out of it' if that's what you mean.

Could you simply stop slashing?

Could I simply stop breathing??? The answer to both is a pretty resolute NO!!

What do you think about...

Ratings G to PG-13

Fine if I'm not feeling in the mood for anything too porny.

Ratings R to NC-17

My favourite number that XD

AUs

Can be a lot of fun.

ARs

See above.

Crackfics

I live for these and I blame kookiety for it XD

Porn

Where?? XD

Angst

I'm an angst whore, I used to only write angst, angst is good

Mush

Too much kinda makes me want to vomit.

Romance

Sweet in moderation and where appropriate.

BDSM

My kinks demand it dear.

Darkfics

Dark is good, not black dark but dark dark is fine.

Deathfics

I have written one (little Beyblade drabble) and I may be sort of planning another but as I said before, probably my least favourite genre there is.

Rape recovery

I like the recovery part of that, nomdeplume's Nightmare on AFF is a good fic for this category.

FPS

Huh??

RPS

I feel like I should know this one :-/

RPG

No.

First times

I've written them, and I don't mind them but I don't like them to be too perfect because, let's face it, they're not!

Established relationships

Fine, Roy and Ed are often in an established relationship in most fic I read/write

Threesomes

Why even ask the question?? Havoc/Roy/Ed is love, Renji/Ichi/Byakuya is bliss XD

m/m slash

Do I even need to answer this??

femmeslash

If I'd been answering this a few weeks ago I'd have said not a lot, there are some I like but I read too much m/m to have time for this but now that I'm venturing into this teritory I have to admit to liking it a tad more.

Slashing a children's book/movie

Does completely butchering Snow White count?? ^^; I didn't use the actual characters, they were replaced with FMA and Bleach characters so does it still count?? I may also have an Ederella in the works ^^;

Chanslash

Someone mentioned this being shota and if that is the case then only if it's Soubi/Ritsuka or Sebastian/Ciel. I'm not ready to venture beyond those two pairings for that.

Explicit sex

And another question I do not feel the need to answer. If you don't know the answer by now, you really haven't been paying attention.

The importance of charactarization

High in plot fics. There is no real plot without good characterisation but in PWP, who cares?? It's all about the porn people XD

OOCness

Crackfic fine, its crackfic, they have to be ooc, its a law! Any other time, kept to a minimum is good. There will always be oocness in stories because everyone differs on the little things that class as IC.

Canon

Hah, I laugh in the face of your canon - unless it works and then I'm all for it XD

Fanon

Meh, I can take it or leave it. I knows what I like and that'll do me.

Cliches

In your face cliches I can live without but subtle ones, why not? :)

MPREG

NO! There has only ever been one mpreg story I have ever liked and again it was written by nomdeplume and called 'For him, for her'.

Wingfics

What now???

Crossovers

Been there, done that. Crackfic always loves the crossovers, anything else has to be handled right for it to work.

Group Slut Fics

In other words, would I like an Ed orgy/gangbang? FUCK YES!!! Would I like to see Ichigo getting fucked repeatedly by multiple partners at the same time? How's YES grab you?

Incest

I never used to like it, but then I watched Ouran (Twincestttttt XD) and then Blysse corrupted me (Elricestttttt XD) and now I'm pretty much loving the incest.

May/December

I'm guessing Roy/Ed would class, or Maes/Al (don't ask ^^;) so yes.

Het pairings in a slash fic

As a background pairing, fine (again, been there and done that)

Plot

Is good, I like the plot.

PWPs

Is candy, I like candy ;D

WIPs

I want to say I hate them, but I'm guilty of them so oops :D

LJ fics and communities

I do post on other sites but I primarily use LJ for my fic fix.

Mailing lists

Nah

Big Name Fans

Why??

Politics in a slash story

Sometimes necessary for the plot. Politics is a pretty broad subject, it's difficult to escape if you do plot fics.

Wake up Gay

*Shakes hand in an undecided guesture*

And finally....

Your pet peeve:

I'm not sure I have one. Unless shipbashing would count.

Your advice to new slashers:

Write what you enjoy, take on board constructive critism, it all helps and just keep trying. Practice makes perfect.

Your slash wish list:

Havoc/Roy/Ed, Havoc/Roy/Maes/Ed, Kenpachi/Byakuya/Ichigo, Byakuya/Renji/Ichigo, oh God the list is endless XD

The best slash archive:

No idea

The worst slash archive:

No idea - my aren't I helpful.


baroqueangel: (renichi)

Title: Cracktastic drabble for Cheryl.
Pairing/Characters: Renji/Ichigo, Havoc/Roy/Ed
Rating: NC 17
Warning: Oral, crack – yes this does deserve a warning, trust me :D Spoilers for Aizen arc after Hecho Mundo, and spoilers for the end of the FMA manga.
Timeline: AU – What timeline, seriously.
Words: 1,105
Summary: Smut followed by insanity?? It’s crossover crack, what more summary do you need?
A.N: I have no idea, I think I need sleep XD I wrote this to say thanks for the virtual gift, I’ve had a bit of a block for a while, now I think I may be getting past it :)

Cut for crack )

 

baroqueangel: (renichi)

Title: Cracktastic drabble for Cheryl.
Pairing/Characters: Renji/Ichigo, Havoc/Roy/Ed
Rating: NC 17
Warning: Oral, crack – yes this does deserve a warning, trust me :D
Timeline: AU – What timeline, seriously.
Words: 1,105
Summary: Smut followed by insanity?? It’s crossover crack, what more summary do you need?
A.N: I have no idea, I think I need sleep XD I wrote this to say thanks for the virtual gift, I’ve had a bit of a block for a while, now I think I may be getting past it :)

Cut for crack )

 

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